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Sunday, May 04, 2008

Clinton Body Count Continues to Rise

The Clinton Body Count continues to rise, as filly Eight Belles is euthanized minutes after a second place win in the Kentucky Derby.
Backed by candidate Hillary Clinton, had Eight Belles won the Kentucky Derby, Clinton had hoped to score a publicity coup, in symbolic terms:

Girl beats the boys in historic upset.

Now, the symbolism points the other way:

Girl places second, stumbles badly and has to be put down.

Live by the two-dollar window, die by the two-dollar window! Heh.

Whether Hillary’s people had the filly’s ankles broken in retaliation for the disappointment, or whether the filly committed suicide, as suggested by DNC chair Howard Dean, will undoubtedly be revealed in a Conspiracy Theory Near You, along with the question: Who hired Craig Livingston to drive the veterinary ambulance?

Linking the unfortunate demise of a racehorse to the dubious Clinton Body Count conspiracy is done obviously “tongue in cheek”. This final, obligatory paragraph is to inoculate against the faux outrage that some cellar dwellers, devoid of both reading skills and sense of humor, will manufacture in copious quantities!

Cross posted at Proof Positive

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Proof is a liar.

andydakota on May 4, 2008 at 07:51 am
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oops, forgot the tongue in cheek part, Ha!

andydakota on May 4, 2008 at 07:52 am
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andydakota: devoid of both reading skills and sense of humor. ‘Nuff said!



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Proof on May 4, 2008 at 08:26 am
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sometimes tongue in cheek is to be taken seriously especially from your ilk.  ‘nuff said!

andydakota on May 4, 2008 at 09:05 am
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sometimes tongue in cheek is to be taken seriously

Which is why the very first link is to Snopes.com so that even the dorkiest of the lame brained could tell the difference! Apparently, the challenge was too great for andydorkota! What does that say for your ilk, andy?
It’s a frikken racehorse, dipwad!



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Proof on May 4, 2008 at 09:39 am
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