Bush, Putin look pretty in Kimonos

Now all he needs to do is stop thinking… I can smell the toast burning from here.

Now all he needs to do is stop thinking… I can smell the toast burning from here.
Now would NOT be the time to call him Pootie Poot.
What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity? I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.
I wish I looked pretty too.
The Chinese plot is to feminize the leaders of Russia and the United States by putting them in questionably colored silk dresses. It was working, too. This was secretly recorded when a microphone was inadvertantly left on:
Putin: You’re looking mighty fine in that silk kimono, Georgie.
Bush: This old thing? Just something I threw on. But I’m glad you like it, Vladimir. Yours is nice, too. Who’s the fat guy in front of me?
Putin: Beats me. Sometimes, when I ask him to, that is.
Bush: I’m all tingly.
Fat Guy: Who’s your daddy?
Bush and Putin: You are!
Those clever Chinese!
Election ‘08 - We Are So Screwed
The Chinese plot is to feminize the leaders of Russia and the United States by putting them in questionably colored silk dresses. It was working, too.
Aha! Something we can agree on. And who is that Ted-Kennedy-nosed guy in the front?