BREAKING - Say Anything Implicated in Conspiracy to Oppress Blogger
Innocent Blogger Snuffed on Blogroll
Nov. 21, 2007
DALLAS, Texas - It was revealed mid-morning on Tuesday that Say Anything, a blog hosted by North Dakota resident Rob Port, was found oppressing linkage to fellow bloggers by propogating a glaring ommission of inclusion on a blog roll.
“You can clearly see that as of right now, there’s not a link to File It Under on SA’s blogroll. If that’s not oppressive then nothing is,” said FIU owner Hoodlumman.
Made up web statistics show that approximately 0.004% of web traffic comes from links on blogrolls. The other 99.996% come from more practiced methods.
However when FIU blog proprieter Hoodlumman was confronted with this, he became obstinate.
“Look ---hole, you can take your web stats and shove them up your ---. SA gets 2,300 hits per day. That means FIU is denied 0.092 hits per day. And since 0.092 is greater than zero, you’re a ----head.”
“It’s odd that Hood would say that considering SA allows its readers to post their own articles and link to wherever they want - including their own weblogs. I think Hoodlumman is being pe...” said Rob B., a fellow co-blogger at FIU before Hood tossed our microphone into a nearby fountain.
David Earney, also a co-blogger at FIU quipped, “I wouldn’t call it oppression. That seems a bit dramatic. I mean the web has eleventy billion blogs on it. Rob Port can’t link them all, right?”
Diana, the only female blogger at FIU, agreed with David, calling Hood’s claim [redacted by someone claiming to be an attorney].
“I think Hood has a valid claim here. And he didn’t offer to buy my lunch today to say this,” said J.R. Ewing, also a co-blogger at FIU.
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