BREAKING - Say Anything Implicated in Conspiracy to Oppress Blogger
Innocent Blogger Snuffed on Blogroll
Nov. 21, 2007
DALLAS, Texas - It was revealed mid-morning on Tuesday that Say Anything, a blog hosted by North Dakota resident Rob Port, was found oppressing linkage to fellow bloggers by propogating a glaring ommission of inclusion on a blog roll.
“You can clearly see that as of right now, there’s not a link to File It Under on SA’s blogroll. If that’s not oppressive then nothing is,” said FIU owner Hoodlumman.
Made up web statistics show that approximately 0.004% of web traffic comes from links on blogrolls. The other 99.996% come from more practiced methods.
However when FIU blog proprieter Hoodlumman was confronted with this, he became obstinate.
“Look—-hole, you can take your web stats and shove them up your—-. SA gets 2,300 hits per day. That means FIU is denied 0.092 hits per day. And since 0.092 is greater than zero, you’re a——head.”
“It’s odd that Hood would say that considering SA allows its readers to post their own articles and link to wherever they want - including their own weblogs. I think Hoodlumman is being pe…” said Rob B., a fellow co-blogger at FIU before Hood tossed our microphone into a nearby fountain.
David Earney, also a co-blogger at FIU quipped, “I wouldn’t call it oppression. That seems a bit dramatic. I mean the web has eleventy billion blogs on it. Rob Port can’t link them all, right?”
Diana, the only female blogger at FIU, agreed with David, calling Hood’s claim [redacted by someone claiming to be an attorney].
“I think Hood has a valid claim here. And he didn’t offer to buy my lunch today to say this,” said J.R. Ewing, also a co-blogger at FIU.
