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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

BREAKING - Say Anything Implicated in Conspiracy to Oppress Blogger

Innocent Blogger Snuffed on Blogroll
Nov. 21, 2007

DALLAS, Texas - It was revealed mid-morning on Tuesday that Say Anything, a blog hosted by North Dakota resident Rob Port, was found oppressing linkage to fellow bloggers by propogating a glaring ommission of inclusion on a blog roll.

“You can clearly see that as of right now, there’s not a link to File It Under on SA’s blogroll.  If that’s not oppressive then nothing is,” said FIU owner Hoodlumman.

Made up web statistics show that approximately 0.004% of web traffic comes from links on blogrolls.  The other 99.996% come from more practiced methods.

However when FIU blog proprieter Hoodlumman was confronted with this, he became obstinate.

“Look ---hole, you can take your web stats and shove them up your ---.  SA gets 2,300 hits per day.  That means FIU is denied 0.092 hits per day.  And since 0.092 is greater than zero, you’re a ----head.”

“It’s odd that Hood would say that considering SA allows its readers to post their own articles and link to wherever they want - including their own weblogs.  I think Hoodlumman is being pe...” said Rob B., a fellow co-blogger at FIU before Hood tossed our microphone into a nearby fountain.

David Earney, also a co-blogger at FIU quipped, “I wouldn’t call it oppression.  That seems a bit dramatic.  I mean the web has eleventy billion blogs on it.  Rob Port can’t link them all, right?”

Diana, the only female blogger at FIU, agreed with David, calling Hood’s claim [redacted by someone claiming to be an attorney].

“I think Hood has a valid claim here.  And he didn’t offer to buy my lunch today to say this,” said J.R. Ewing, also a co-blogger at FIU.

Comments

I notice an extra addition to the ol’ blogroll there now.

I GETS RESULTS!


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Hoodlumman on November 21, 2006 at 09:43 am
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This post is stupid!  If lazy, fat ####heads like you wouldn’t post #### on the web like this, then my parents would have never found out that Hoodlumman absolutely did not buy me lunch yesterday.

I would also like to state that the agreement had me being mentioned earlier in said post.  You will hear from my lawyers.

JR Ewing on November 21, 2006 at 09:56 am

I wonder what a blog would be liked if it was solely dedicated to Scarlet Johansson’s bathing habits. 

Not curious enough to click on one of the ‘hoods’ links, but curious.


What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.


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The Whistler on November 21, 2006 at 10:06 am

I hope Rob set the “File it Under” link to open up in some fat chick porn site.


What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.


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The Whistler on November 21, 2006 at 10:06 am

The horror, the horror, the horror of not being linked from the #1 blog in the known omniverse. Hell, he ain’t got me on his blogroll either, the facist!

What,,,,I don’t have a what? A blog? What the hell does that have to do with the price of Habanas in Key West?!?!?!


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2Hotel9 on November 21, 2006 at 01:51 pm

Huh? Is there something on that blog I should know about? What do you mean, there are other liberals out there besides me and two or three others on SA? And you kept this from me!

Margie on November 21, 2006 at 03:52 pm

You have found us out. We are the Great Satanic Cabalistic Global Conspiracy, a subsidiary of ADM. We are the ones who told the Stonecutters to keep the meteric system down, and we are trully evil and heinous.

Seriously though, Margie. Go check out fileitunder, they are OK. For a bunch a rightwing fanatics. Sorry, H and gang, I had to tell her. She used the time tested torture tactic of being polite.


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2Hotel9 on November 21, 2006 at 04:07 pm

Thanks, 2H9. I do so love a good debate and liberals just won’t argue with me.

Margie on November 21, 2006 at 04:19 pm

Second best blog on this site… ever.

Paulie B on November 21, 2006 at 10:44 pm
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GUI- user friendly is important, bcos not every body is know how to use the HTML n computer website knowledge. Easy for them to upload and post the file they like to share with other. How abt the space for the user?

syangloo on December 4, 2006 at 04:51 am

syangloo, here is a hint. Learn how to spell, then worry about hotmail. Textmess will get you treated like a kindergartener here.


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2Hotel9 on December 4, 2006 at 04:31 pm
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