Barak Obama’s Cabinet
Barak Obama’s Cabinet????
The Cabinet includes the Vice President - ‘Foot in Mouth’ Joe Biden,
and the heads of 15 executive departments.
Secretary of Agriculture - Russ Feingold - Making Wisconsin the Dairy Capital of the World as it should be.
Commerce - Paul Krugman - Ugh….
Defense - John Murtha - He’s such an advocate of our troops in the first place, why not give him the job.
Education - William Ayers - For obvious reasons.
Energy - Al Gore - Again for obvious reasons.
Health and Human Services - John Edwards - He made all his money suing Pharmaceutical companies, now he is here to help you get better medical treatments, just like his wife with cancer.
Homeland Security - Arnold Schwartzenegger - Because he’s done so well securing Calyphorya (California).
Housing and Urban Development - Franklin Raines - He ran Fannie Mae so well he got promoted. If he doesn’t want it there is always Tony Rezco, unless he is serving time.
Interior - Howard Dean - Because he has done such a good job with running the Democrat Party.
Labor - Timuel Black - For you who don’t recognize the name, he is an insider in Chicago politics and huge supporter of Barak. He tried to Unionize the small restaurants and businesses in Chicago.
State - John Kerry - He visited France in the middle of the Viet Nam war to meet with the leaders of the Viet Cong, and ‘personally knows most of the heads of state’, what other qualifications does he need. Also, his wife has lots of money and a very good personality?
Transportation - Valarie Jarrett - Ugh
Treasury - James Johnson - Of Fannie May fame. Another one who will put the country first.
Veterans Affairs - John Batiste - One of the Few Generals who worked on the planning of the Iraq war and is now against it.
Attorney General - Hillary Clinton - Because Bill Clinton was disbarred.
