Bahrain: Islamists Hail Huge Election Victory

Ah…
Democracy in the Middle East - its soooo sweet. With our military presence in Iraq, regional elections are tending to go to the jihadis. In an exclusive interview conducted by Sparkie Arbuckle yesterday after work at Starbucks, Hamas leaders said, “Vote jihadis at home and for Bush in the US ... and I love these maple-frosted scones.”.
Its a pretty simple phenomenon to understand. Imagine how well the Republicans would do if Canada was being overrun by Islamists who wanted to install their preferred type of government by means of force. All the GOP would really have to do is write a bunch of speeches condemning the jihadis and they would win by a landslide.
The US plan to use democracy to install terrorists into every government in the ME has been a total success so far.
Manama: Islamist societies swept to victory in Bahraini parliamentary elections while leading liberals will have to wait until next Saturday’s run-off to find a place in the new parliament, according to official results announced yesterday.
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“I am glad that Islamists have won massively because I strongly believe that they are the ones best placed to uphold ethical values,” Al Mouawda told Gulf News.Al Wefaq Society leader Shaikh Ali Salman, who with 85 per cent received one of the highest vote numbers, is expected to play a major role in the new-look parliament, with many observers tipping him to be the likely speaker of the Council of Representatives.
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Analysts attribute the Islamists’ victory ... to the impact of their religious message and its strong appeal to the masses with the sectarian developments in Iraq as background. Disappointment with the overall performance of the outgoing council, the first in three decades, coupled with a strong desire to influence local governance and politics have spurred voters to cast ballots in favour of the Islamist societies rather than secular liberals.