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Monday, December 11, 2006

Ariel the Potty Mouth

Who knew that Rob spent his days programming toys for Mattel?

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It’s supposed to say sweet things to little girls like, “You’re a wonderful friend,” but push its button the wrong way and the Little Mermaid Shimmering Lights Ariel doll may say something else — “You’re a slut,” according to a California mother whose allegation came to light in a newspaper report.

Stephanie Oppenheim, who publishes the independent toy guide Oppenheim Toy Portfolio, told the Mercury News that she put Arial to the test. After pushing the buttons on another Shimmering Lights Ariel doll, she said she heard the naughty word but had to listen really closely to get an earful.

Ok 99% of mothers would tell their 3 year old that Ariel said “you’re sweet.” I think it takes a dirty mind to hear this.

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Thanks for the filthy lie about me, Whistler.  Keep it up and I’ll have to post some of the things that came up in your background check.

Anyway, I always have to laugh at the people who have to strain really hard to hear what might be some cuss word or something in a movie.

They’re like, “Listen real close, do you hear that?  Listen harder.  See?  I’m OFFENDED!”


When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.

-- Thomas Jefferson

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Rob on December 11, 2006 at 12:53 pm

Where can I get one?…

Zsa Zsa on December 11, 2006 at 12:57 pm

Thanks for the filthy lie about me, Whistler.  Keep it up and I’ll have to post some of the things that came up in your background check.

I didn’t know that there were background checks?


What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.


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The Whistler on December 11, 2006 at 12:59 pm

Hmm, I know what to get my next door neighbor’s daughter now.

Brandon on December 12, 2006 at 01:18 pm
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