Anti-Military Grandstanding Revisited
I was reading an article about why airlines no longer serve meals in coach ( a blessing in disguise if you ask me!) when I saw the following paragraph:
“The catering truck that delivers the meal, that’s probably 100 bucks every time it touches the airplane,” said Michael Boyd, an aviation analyst and the president of the Boyd Group, an industry consulting company. “The costs are obscenely expensive.” To provide meals, airlines have paid for longer turnaround times at gates, extra weight, galley ovens—even special coffee makers at $10,000 apiece.
Did you hear that? Special coffee makers at $10,000 apiece? Ten thousand dollar coffeemakers? I thought only the military were charged $10,000 for coffeemakers by evil, unscrupulous contractors who were ripping off the public with their $500 hammers! Why some Congresscritter even got up and told us he could get a Mr. Coffee for under $20!
In 1986, it was a “revelation” that:
...the Air Force bought $7,600 coffee makers for its bombers
A “revelation”, like “Holy Cow! Look how much the Military was getting ripped off!” And “look what obscene profits military contractors were getting!”
(I see you can get a built in, industrial coffeemaker for your home for around $3,000, but it might not survive if your house took a 3G turn!)
There were others you could get from $200 to $1000, but it looked like gravity was the primary method of holding the carafe in place and many of those were breakable glass, which, in a tight turn, could make the friendly skies a tiny bit less friendly!
The facts were then as now, aircraft utilize many parts and systems made to more exacting tolerances and design than common kitchen appliances. Take a look at the specs for a typical aircraft coffeemaker. Tell me how many of those safety features are on your Mr. Coffee?
(Then tell me if John Edwards were chasing this particular ambulance, how much liability insurance your firm might need?)
The feigned “horror at overpriced coffeemakers” in 1986 is the ho-hum “look at how much it costs to fly commercial” story these days.
I’ll bet a Democrat could save us from overpriced coffeemakers though! Yeah. Right.

