Al Gore Has 4000 Wives.
Dateline Nashville: Former Vice President Al Gore, the author of Celibacy: An Inconvenient Truth defended his call for worldwide celibacy despite revelations that in addition to the 4000 wives he had last year, Gore married an additional 520 women after his book came out. Gore’s defense consisted of the fact that he primarily marries women from third world countries where “overpopulation is a problem.”
“Plus,” Gore said, “I purchase celibacy vouchers from Catholic priests. They weren’t using theirs anyway!”