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Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Al Gore Has 4000 Wives.

Okay, THAT got your attention!  Since some people are having trouble seeing the problem with Mr. Gore’s profligate and increasing use of energy while at the same time urging everyone else to use less, I thought I’d change the metaphor…

Dateline Nashville: Former Vice President Al Gore, the author of Celibacy: An Inconvenient Truth defended his call for worldwide celibacy despite revelations that in addition to the 4000 wives he had last year, Gore married an additional 520 women after his book came out. Gore’s defense consisted of the fact that he primarily marries women from third world countries where “overpopulation is a problem.”

“Plus,” Gore said, “I purchase celibacy vouchers from Catholic priests. They weren’t using theirs anyway!”

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If you guys keep posting about Al Gore, I’m going to enroll all of you in his fan club. Who gives a shit about Al Gore? C’mon. You guys are letting all this bug you a bit too much. Who gives an eff?


Yun Chu said, “You must strictly not express in words what is very significant. Both dragon and snake are killed in one blow.”

Sparkie Arbuckle on February 28, 2007 at 07:34 am

I do care about the agenda he has for all of us, where we are to live in thousand square foot flats, where we only can afford to take the bus to work.

Why would we want to follow him and become a third world country.


What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.


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The Whistler on February 28, 2007 at 08:20 am

I’m a little concerned with how much flatulating his wived do and how that contributes to global warming.  He wants me to feed my wife methane-free foods while his wives go out to the mexican restaurant every night.

electnixon on February 28, 2007 at 08:38 am
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If you guys keep posting about Al Gore, I’m going to enroll all of you in his fan club.

A L B - Be energy efficient!
E R T - Tee minus ten years and counting!
G O R E -Gore!

(Sing to the tune of The Mickey Mouse Club!)



Barack Obama: All hat and no cattle since 1997!


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