Say Anything Blog

Ok. We are all agreed that John McCain is a gutless, leftist, lying, godless, liberal, philandering, ill-tempered, near-death darling of the MSM, who will, if elected, declare the Constitution null and void, seize all privately owned guns, grant immediate and unconditional amnesty to all current and future illegal aliens along with a $50,000 signing-bonus, name Cindy Sheehan as Secretary of Defense, appoint Bill Clinton and Al Gore to the Supreme Court, pardon Osama Bin Ladin, grant statehood to Mexico, send the Welcome Wagon to Guantanimo, require that all detainees be housed at a Holiday Inn Select, arrest Limbaugh, Beck and Hannity, ban the use of any fossil fuels, end capitalism as we know it and raise the tax rate to 75% - all in his first year in office.

To prevent this unmitigated disaster from happening, we are agreed that we will all stay home on election day or make every effort to vote at least twice for Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama. Thus, anything that goes wrong cannot be blamed on us and will not besmirch the name of conservatism.

In the next two years, we will all give up our day jobs or come out of retirement, pledge to work 12 to 20 hours a day to rebuild the republican party in our image, impoverish ourselves by donating every penny we have to the cause and sweep the liberal bastards out of congress in 2010.

If that fails, we will resort to armed revolution, drag the traitors out of their beds and line them up against a wall.

Oh!  And one other thing, we need to remind the RNC to cancel the convention this summer since John McCain will never get our votes and the money saved could be put aside for a rainy day.

Sounds like a plan. Works for me!