Abuelita, I’m a white boy
By
WOOF
on January 21, 2009 at 04:39 pm
A 5 year old Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom Is baking.
He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face.
“Mom,look, I’m a white boy.”
His mom slaps him in the face and says, “Go show your father what you’ve done.”
He goes to his dad and says “Look papa,
I’m a white boy.” His dad slaps him hard in the face and says “Go show your grandmother.”
The boy goes in his grandmothers room and says “Mira, Abuelita, I’m a white boy “
His grandmother slaps him in
the face and sends him back to his mother.
His mother says, “See. Did you learn anything from that?”
The boy replies, “Sure did.
I have only been white
for five minutes and
I already don’t like you Mexicans.”
