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Thursday, January 10, 2008

A Solution to Man-Made Global Warming

Pat Sajak

There are apparently tens of millions of people around the world who are convinced global warming is real, and mankind (particularly American mankind) is responsible. Further, they believe utterly catastrophic results are imminent unless we drastically alter our lifestyles—and soon. These alterations include the things we eat, our transportation, our daily work and leisure habits, and even the number of children we should have. The problem is there are also tens of millions of people around the world who are skeptical of this theory, and, despite one side’s claims the debate is settled, a significant and growing number of climate experts keep challenging their conclusions.

So, those who believe disaster is around the corner face a dilemma: while they’re educating their fellow citizens and demanding governments regulate believers and non-believers alike, the problem continues, and the date of the world’s doom draws ever closer. But there is a solution. It’s relatively simple, can begin immediately, and will change the dynamics of global warming overnight. Instead of continuing to preach to the rest of us, the true believers need to step forward and set an example. I’m not talking about recycling Evian bottles; I’m talking about giving up cars and moving into smaller houses or apartments, or even forming communes where people can live simpler, more Earth-friendly lives. Yes, I’m talking about living the kinds of lives they want all of us to live.

Such a movement could literally start tomorrow. It would need a leader, of course; someone who could inspire others to choose a more spartan lifestyle. The obvious choice would be Al Gore, who already has a loyal following. If he would eschew large homes, gas-guzzling cars, private jets and the consumption of meat, millions more would likely do the same. If enough people joined the cause, Mr. Gore and his followers would be able to demonstrate the results of this new way of living in very short order. They could lead by example. They could create a movement. They could have uniforms and badges and secret handshakes. The could have their own reality TV show. In short, they could become a major force for change. Carmakers would be driven out of business or forced to dramatically alter their products to meet the demands of this eco-friendly Gorian tsunami. Companies of all stripes would, similarly, have to adapt or perish.

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And so, I urge the advocates for change to embark on this important mission. Do it for the children. Godspeed.

Pat Sajak; who knew?  Read the whole thing; Pat makes a very good point.  Action speaks louder than words, especially when the words are propaganda.

Comments

But it’s not about the environment, it’s about control.


What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.


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The Whistler on January 10, 2008 at 09:48 am

Too true,Toot, and they could begin with themselves. Just think! Controlling their respiration would drastically reduce CO2. Just order themselves to stop breathing entirely and the reduction would be massive.

Pat has been a stealth conservative for years, counterbalanced by Vanna’s uberliberalism. Yin/Yang.


Una Salus Victus Nullam Sperare Salutem

2Hotel9 on January 10, 2008 at 10:01 am

counterbalanced by Vanna’s uberliberalism.

Anyone who’s only smart enough to turn the letters AFTER they’ve been lit up would have to be a liberal.


What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.


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The Whistler on January 10, 2008 at 11:23 am
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I think the “letter” that designated her cup size was what got her the job in the first place!



Barack Obama: All hat and no cattle since 1997!


Proof on January 10, 2008 at 11:36 am

I don’t mean to be ugly about this nor do I mean to steer the thread away from the subject so my apologies in advance, 108, but....have you ever noticed the size of Vanna’s head in proportion to her body?

Maybe it’s just me, but that thing is HUGE! It could have it’s own gravity and weather system.

Yeesh.


The future ain’t what it used to be.....

Pilgrim on January 10, 2008 at 11:44 am
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