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Sunday, June 17, 2007

10 Yr. Old Climatology Experts Decry Global Warming

In Portland Maine, a group of fourth graders have issued their definitive report on “global Warming”.
A small group of students at our school has been researching and studying the effects of global warming. The evidence and data we collected is so overwhelming that we have decided to write about this issue.


You get that? A group of ten year olds researching and studying global warming have found evidence that overwhelms them! Hmmm! Ten year old climatologists...where would they find that data? (I’m assumiing that none of them are actively employed as climatologists!) Yet, they have determined that Greenland is melting!

Glaciers are melting at a faster and faster rate and glaciers are a huge source of the world’s drinking water. Greenland and the Arctic ice shelf are melting faster each year and will disappear in our lifetime if our fossil fuel usage continues unchecked. That melting will raise the water level of the world’s oceans nearly 40 feet. Basically, Manhattan would be underwater.


The oceans will raise 40 feet? Shazaam! That’s more than Algore predicted! (And he was wrong by at least a factor of ten!)

The propaganda machine is winning! Al Gore’s message of gloom and doom is transmitted through the public schools to the minds full of mush that accept what their teachers have spoon fed them. They think they have drawn their own conclusions but they were led to them based on the one-sided information they had access to! And then the ten year olds become a part of the hype, a propaganda coup for the anti-capitalist enviroweenies.

Pending doom: Global warming crisis

Comments

It seems to me that ten year olds have trouble remembering to flush the toilet after they use it.

Well at least they’re more credible than Algore.


What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.


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The Whistler on June 17, 2007 at 03:54 pm
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