After about 6 hours scanning over HR-2454 better known as the “Cap and Trade” legislation, I became so mesmerized by the 1984 “doublespeak” that I decided to note all the new “carbon” related vocabulary as well as the names of all the new committees, surveys, programs and bureaucratic agencies that will be created from the climate control bill. This is that condensed version of HR-2454 using its own language in pretty much the order that they appear in the bill. Think of it as the Big Lebowski - F***in short version of the bill. A simple Google of any of these terms or programs can be a real eye opener.
http://www.opencongress.org/bill/111-h2454/text
American Clean Energy and Security Act of 2009: terms
Central Procurement State, renewable biomass, renewable electricity, Biogas, Annual Compliance Obligation, Alternative Compliance Payments, Carbon Dioxide Geologic Sequestration, Carbon Storage Research Corporation, RATEPAYER REBATES, bonus allowance values, retrofit applications, PLUG-IN ELECTRIC DRIVE VEHICLE INFRASTRUCTURE, Plug-in electric drive vehicle, SMART GRID INTEGRATION, Total Resource Cost Test, load-serving entity, Smart Grid Advancement, Smart Grid capability and interoperability, smart appliance, States in the Western Interconnection, States in the Eastern Interconnection, GEOGRAPHIC DIVERSITY, breakthrough technology, clean energy technology, zero-net-energy commercial buildings, Commercial High-Performance Green Buildings, Carbon Output, Energy guide, Bounties, Bonuses, REVOLVING LOAN FUND, Authorization of Appropriations, Superefficient Best-in-Class Products, smart grid, Awards, Payments, Appropriations, Grant Program, MATCHING FUNDS, Loans, CLEAN ENERGY TECHNOLOGY PRODUCT, ENERGY EFFICIENT PRODUCT, Energy Savings Performance Contracts, COMMUNITY ENERGY EFFICIENCY FLEXIBILITY, CONSUMER BEHAVIOR RESEARCH, ENERGY EFFICIENT INFORMATION AND COMMUNICATIONS TECHNOLOGIES, SENSE OF CONGRESS-oxymoron-sorry, The Green Globes assessment, ENERGY-EFFICIENT MORTGAGE, GREEN DEVELOPMENTS REQUIREMENT, Green Banking’ Centers, biological sequestration, geologic sequestration, mineral sequestration, BIOLOGICAL CARBON SEQUESTRATION, carbon market oversight, leakage, carbon leakage, capped emissions, capped source, carbon dioxide equivalent, carbon stock, black carbon, Domestic Black Carbon Mitigation, International Black Carbon Mitigation, compensatory allowance, covered entity, offset project, offset project developer, domestic offset credit, international offset credit, EMISSION ALLOWANCE, international emission allowance, FOSSIL FUEL FIRED, fugitive emissions, uncapped emissions, emission allowances, greenhouse gas, renewable biomass, Trade-vulnerable Industries, Low Income Consumers, deployment of carbon capture and sequestration, CLEAN VEHICLE TECHNOLOGY, eligible cogeneration facility, CHLOROFLUOROCARBON DESTRUCTION, Carbon Dioxide Equivalent Value, direct carbon factor, indirect carbon factor, energy-intensive manufacturing industries, energy producing and transforming industries, Monthly Energy Refund Amount, and my favorite one…, Geospatial Interoperability Framework
American Clean Energy and Security Act of 2009: bureaucracy
State Energy and Environment Development Account (SEED), LARGE-SCALE VEHICLE ELECTRIFICATION PROGRAM, Plug-in Electric Drive Vehicle Manufacturing Assistance Program, ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY VEHICLE MANUFACTURING INCENTIVE LOANS, LOAN GUARANTEES FOR PROJECTS TO CONSTRUCT RENEWABLE FUEL PIPELINES, Total Resource Cost Test, Energy efficient and smart appliance rebate program, Energy Innovation Hub, Advanced Research Projects Agency-Energy, Regional Centers for Energy and Environmental Knowledge and Outreach, industrial research and assessment center, Clean Energy Deployment Administration, CLEAN ENERGY APPLICATION CENTERS, Clean Energy Investment Fund, Energy Technology Advisory Council, National Bio Energy Partnership, Energy Conservation and Production Act, Federal Enforcement and Training, Director of Commercial High-Performance Green Buildings, Retrofit for Energy and Environmental Performance (REEP) program, Performance-based building retrofit program, prescriptive building retrofit program, State Energy Program, Residential Energy Services Network (RESNET), Building Performance Institute (BPI), Home Energy Rating System (HERS), MANUFACTURED HOME REPLACEMENT PROGRAM, BUILDING ENERGY PERFORMANCE LABELING PROGRAM, Commercial Buildings Energy Consumption Survey (CBECS), Energy Information Administration, TREE PLANTING PROGRAMS, Technical Advisory Committee, Energy Policy and Conservation Act, Energy Conservation Standard, International Clean Technology Deployment, Climate Change Consumer Refund, Carbon Output on Appliance Labels, Best-in-Class Appliances Deployment Program, Federal Energy Management Program (FEMP), EARLY ADOPTER WATER EFFICIENT PRODUCT INCENTIVE PROGRAMS, CERTIFIED STOVES PROGRAM, SMARTWAY TRANSPORTATION EFFICIENCY PROGRAM, SmartWay Transport Freight Partnership program, Improving Freight Greenhouse Gas Performance Databases, INDUSTRIAL PLANT ENERGY EFFICIENCY STANDARDS, Electric and Thermal Waste Energy Recovery Award Program, MOTOR MARKET ASSESSMENT AND COMMERCIAL AWARENESS PROGRAM, MOTOR EFFICIENCY REBATE PROGRAM, CLEAN ENERGY MANUFACTURING REVOLVING LOAN FUND PROGRAM, CLEAN ENERGY AND EFFICIENCY MANUFACTURING PARTNERSHIPS, Energy Savings Performance Contracts, COMMUNITY ENERGY EFFICIENCY FLEXIBILITY, Low Income Community Energy Efficiency Program, CONSUMER BEHAVIOR RESEARCH, ENERGY EFFICIENT INFORMATION AND COMMUNICATIONS TECHNOLOGIES, National Energy Efficiency Goals, AFFILIATED ISLAND ENERGY INDEPENDENCE TEAM, PRODUCT CARBON DISCLOSURE PROGRAM, National Carbon Disclosure Program, Industrial Energy Efficiency Education and Training Initiative, The Green Globes assessment, The National Green Building Standard, ENERGY EFFICIENCY AND CONSERVATION DEMONSTRATION PROGRAM FOR MULTIFAMILY HOUSING PROJECTS ASSISTED WITH PROJECT-BASED RENTAL ASSISTANCE, ADDITIONAL CREDIT FOR FANNIE MAE AND FREDDIE MAC HOUSING GOALS FOR ENERGY-EFFICIENT AND LOCATION-EFFICIENT MORTGAGES, Markets For Energy-Efficient and Location-Efficient Mortgages, NATIVE AMERICAN AND NATIVE HAWAIIAN LOAN GUARANTEE PROGRAMS, Development of Energy and Location Efficient Mortgages Outreach Program, ASSISTED HOUSING ENERGY LOAN PILOT PROGRAM, Making It Green Plan, RESIDENTIAL ENERGY EFFICIENCY BLOCK GRANT PROGRAM, Grant Program to Increase Sustainable Low-Income Community Development Capacity, GREEN DEVELOPMENTS REQUIREMENT, GREENHOUSE GAS REGISTRY, Offsets Integrity Advisory Board, INTERNATIONAL DEFORESTATION REDUCTION PROGRAM, CARBON DERIVATIVE MARKETS, DISPOSITION OF ALLOWANCES FOR GLOBAL WARMING POLLUTION REDUCTION PROGRAM, Energy Innovation Hubs, Advanced Research Project Agency, International Clean Technology Deployment, Climate Change Consumer Refund, Agriculture Incentives Program, Climate Change Consumer Refund Account, The Climate Change Worker Adjustment Assistance Fund, Safe Climate Act, Stratospheric Ozone and Climate Protection Fund, LOW GLOBAL WARMING PRODUCT TRANSITION ASSISTANCE PROGRAM, Workforce Investment Act, Energy Efficiency and Renewable Energy Worker Training Fund, Green Construction Careers demonstration project, ‘Energy Refund Program, Global Environment Facility, Global Change Research, National Global Change Research and Assessment Plan, Global change data management working group, Climate Service Program, Climate Service Office, Regional Climate Centers, National Climatic Data Center, Regional Integrated Sciences and Assessments Program, State Climate Offices, Regional Climate Offices, National Integrated Drought Information System, Climate Service Advisory Committee, Climate Service Product Development, Regional Integrated Sciences and Assessments (RISA), STATE PROGRAMS TO BUILD RESILIENCE TO CLIMATE CHANGE IMPACTS, State and Tribal Climate Adaptation Plans, NATIONAL STRATEGIC ACTION PLAN, NATURAL RESOURCES CLIMATE CHANGE ADAPTATION POLICY, Natural Resources Climate Change Adaptation Panel, Natural Resources Climate Change Adaptation Strategy, NATURAL RESOURCES CLIMATE CHANGE ADAPTATION FUND, STATE NATURAL RESOURCES ADAPTATION PLANS, FEDERAL NATURAL RESOURCE AGENCY ADAPTATION PLANS, and my favorite from this group, National Centers for Environmental Prediction
And that is the short version of the Bureaucratic Bullshit called Cap and Trade. If you really want to get pissed off, take the time to look over the entire HR-2454 before this scam goes any further.
http://www.opencongress.org/bill/111-h2454/text