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Sunday, November 01, 2009

Boehner Lies About GOP Inclusiveness

Here.

When asked whether Scozzafava’s decision sends a signal from the party to other GOP moderates who may be pondering seeking elective office, Boehner stressed, “We accept moderates in our party and we want moderates in our party. We cover a wide range of Americans.

Ah, but we know the calls for the RINOs to be purged are mounting. Boehner’s comments are more wishful and forward-looking than truthful. Anyone with eyes, ears, and a brain attached to them knows that the intolerance of diversity among the right is being increasingly enforced through strong informal sanctions by their enraged, flat-earther base.

The other hilarious element here is the argument from principles. The principles or this hard-right demographic are as fluid as water. These folks went from hard-core Bush boosters to denigrating everything Bush did in just over a year. Principles? What principles?

Saturday, October 31, 2009

$2.5B hit for FDIC: 9 banks fail on Friday

SAN FRANCISCO (MarketWatch)—Nine more U.S. banks, all owned by the same Illinois holding company, were closed Friday by regulators, and the FDIC said Bank of Minneapolis would assume their deposits.

The closings brought the 2009 total to 115—the first year since 1992 that more than 100 banks have gone under.

The banks as of Sept. 30 had combined assets of $19.4 billion and deposits of $15.4 billion, the FDIC said.

The deposit insurance fund will take an estimated $2.5 billion hit, the FDIC said.

Friday, October 30, 2009

The Onion on Halloween and Pat Robertson types

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Sparkie Econ - First Course

Updated competition laws are what we need.

Enforced and updated that is. This is a non-partisan issue - Updated and enforced anti-trust/competition are a necessary measure to maintain and protect the market.

If we discuss compensation of CEOs we are missing the point. Get out the hatchet. In an environment when neither the government or the companies involved have incentive to properly assess value, the least we can do is update and enforce our competition laws. Without accurate information, access to the market is pointless. It merely becomes a venue to get robbed. Competition laws, and serious ones, will prevent the sort of inefficiencies and theft that accompany large government or sector domination by a single private entity or two.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

What will the Republican successor partieS be like?

What do you think they will call the new parties when the Republicans fracture into two parties? What will the main platforms be?

We all know there will be a dangerous, fascist, Christian-moralizing-assclown party. They will intervene in your living will and advanced directive wishes. They will send money around the world to buy guns for all the foreigners who will use them on us a decade later. They will seek control of women, decrease their positive rights, and so forth. They might even try to ban sinful vices of various sorts.

Hopefully there will be a structural conservative party that emerges with some principles to put forth that aren’t based on 2000 year old religious texts and moralizing myths. One worth engaging who knows how to make arguments and why to make the arguments that they do make. Small government, non-interventionist, live-and-let-live, and not concerned with social issues and federal moralizing.

That would be a nice counter-balance right about now. Not a bunch of assclowns screaming about Chairman Mao.

When will the party address their schizophrenia which ramps up daily? How much crying will accompany the split? How long before it happens?

Friday, October 23, 2009

Nixon, Raygun, And Kissinger Loves Them Some Genocidal Commies

A nice short read from Harper’s Magazine, July 1998. Nothing like genocidal commies to make Nixon, Raygun, and Kissinger give ‘em material support, moral support, and food. Download the 3 page PDF here:

http://www.2shared.com/file/8640140/5e709bae/pilger_americas_long_affair_with_pol_pot.html?

Keep talking trash GOPpers. We know your pols love genocidal communists.

Raygun and Pol Pot, sitting in a tree: K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

New comment system blows.

Can’t swear. “Server unavailable.” “Would you like to register?”

Now I have an account with some company that I didn’t sign up for and they have a page just for little old me. Isn’t it illegal to sign me up for this stuff which I have not consented to?

The new comment system blows. No two ways about it.

When are you going to ban Bob A?

I show up today and the recent comment column is full of racist bullsh*t that Bob A has been posting?

Disappointing.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

RIP Captain Lou

I'd like to see you wear rubber bands on your face with this much panache.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0IFXq7iFCE

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Marie Claire Magazine Lauds The Virtues of Recreational Marijuana

I guess they know which way the wind blows. This is a pretty mainstream women’s magazine, is it not?

Stiletto Stoners

After work… “I’ll go to the gym for an hour, then come back home and smoke a joint while I listen to jazz and read a book—I just finished The Fountainhead. It’s my moment for myself before I have to get up and do it all over again tomorrow. It’s my bubble bath,” Schwartz explains. She doesn’t keep her illicit habit under wraps, either. There’s no need, since several people in her office use the same “dealer” — a colleague who takes orders for their department.

If Schwartz’s example proves anything, it’s how ridiculously easy it is to procure pot these days. In some cities, it’s as simple as ordering a pizza, delivered right to the door.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Don’t Worry White, Insecure Men

Your kind still disproportionately influences the higher ed types. The Chronicle of Higher Ed tells me that, among US citizens, only 0.4% of doctorates go to Native Americans, 5.9% to Asians, 6.3% to blacks, 5.2% to Hispanics, and 50.7% to women. All of these, I believe, is well below the % of the total US population represented by these various groups (except maybe the Native Americans - nice effort by the natty americans!).

So why all the f**king whining about the multi-culti types taking over your sh*t? You remain overrepresented among profs, as you have since profs were invented. Don’t even pretend that your numbers are threatened among business or lawyer or judge types. They aren’t. So shut the f**k up.

Thanks.

This means no more whining from Neiman and Gene and all the Christian, bigot, birther asshats roaming around here.

(Sorry no link, I get the Chronicle of Higher Ed through a proxy server, vis-a-vis my university. This data, apparently, is behind a subscription veil. See for yourself: http://chronicle.com/article/Doctorates-Earned-in-2006-by/48781/)

Saturday, October 10, 2009

I Wonder if the Carpet Matches the Curtains?

Marge Simpson to be featured in Playboy magazine!


With a cover inspired by the October 1971 cover featuring Darine Stern.

Oh behave!

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Obama Appoints a Righty?

Monday, September 21, 2009

Ike on Free Society

During the 1952 presidential campaign, the Republican nominee and former Supreme Commander of Allied Forces in Europe Dwight D. Eisenhower silently observed the attacks on the patriotism of a man he knew was a great American, General George C. Marshall, then serving as secretary of state. His assailant was Senator Joseph McCarthy of Wisconsin, as opportunistic and sloppy as he was vicious. Eisenhower seethed while McCarthy smeared Marshall as “a man steeped in falsehood,” who supposedly harbored at least fifty-seven active Communists within the State Department. Eisenhower loathed everything about McCarthy, regarding him as a dangerous and petty demagogue, but he shrank from attacking him or defending Marshall, fearing that McCarthy’s influence among the Republican Party rightwing base might upset his campaign.

Only later, when McCarthy initiated a witch hunt of a phantom Communist Fifth Column within the top command of the U.S. Army in 1954, did Eisenhower strike back. He did so by sleight of hand. “I will not get into the gutter with this guy,” he told aides. He instructed his staff to leak damaging information about the senator’s ethical breaches and invoked executive privilege to stifle McCarthy’s request for notes on the president’s meetings with army officers. McCarthy’s show trial quickly degenerated into a farce, leading to his rebuke by the army’s attorney Joseph Welch (“Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last?”) and censure by the Senate for “vulgar and insulting” conduct. Eisenhower had guarded his party against the far right, defended its essentially moderate temper, and ensured the preservation of its national appeal.

By the time McCarthy drank himself to death in 1957, what the historian Richard Hofstadter had called “the paranoid style of politics” had spread into new and growing grassroots conservative groups that sought influence within the Republican Party. These groups cohered into the movement that enabled Barry Goldwater to seize the presidential nomination in 1964, would gain genuine power with the administration of President Ronald Reagan, and would reach their apotheosis under President George W. Bush.

Eisenhower observed the early development of the modern American right with anxiety. His experience in Europe had taught him that the rise of extreme movements could be explained only by the psychological yearnings and social needs of their supporters. He understood that these movements were not unique to any place or time. Authoritarianism could take root anywhere, even in America. Eisenhower did not believe that an American exceptionalism immunized the country against the spores of extremism.

Eisenhower, famous as a golfer and reader of Zane Grey western novels, was criticized for lacking an intellectual framework or even an interest in ideas. But throughout his presidency, Eisenhower clung to a short book that informed his view of the danger of extremist movements. He referred to this book in the first televised presidential press conference ever, distributed it to his friends and top aides, and cited its wisdom to a terminally ill World War II veteran, Robert Biggs, who had written him a letter saying he “felt from your recent speeches the feeling of hedging and a little uncertainty. We wait for someone to speak for us and back him completely if the statement is made in truth.” Eisenhower could have tossed Biggs’s missive in the heap of unread letters his secretary discarded each day, or he could have allowed a perfunctory and canned response, but he was eager for an opportunity to expound on his vision of the open society. “I doubt that citizens like yourself could ever, under our democratic system, be provided with the universal degree of certainty, the confidence in their understanding of our problems, and the clear guidance from higher authority that you believe needed,” Eisenhower wrote Biggs on February 10, 1959. “Such unity is not only logical but indeed indispensable in a successful military organization, but in a democracy debate is the breath of life.” The president then opined that free societies do not necessarily perpetuate freedom; many citizens would be far more comfortable under a structure that provides rigid order and certainty about all aspects of life. “The mental stress and burden which this form of government imposes has been particularly well recognized in a little book about which I have spoken on several occasions,” Eisenhower wrote. “It is ‘The True Believer,’ by Eric Hoffer; you might find it of interest. In it, he points out that dictatorial systems make one contribution to their people which leads them to tend to support such systems - freedom from the necessity of informing themselves and making up their own minds concerning these tremendous complex and difficult questions.”

Eisenhower’s tone was one of humility and responsibility. He blamed himself for “purely an error of an expression” if his purposes were misunderstood. And he pointed out that fears of national security during the Cold War were distorted and exploited for political advantage. “It is difficult indeed to maintain a reasoned and accurately informed understanding of our defense situation on the part of our citizenry when many prominent officials, possessing no standing or expertness except as they themselves claim it, attempt to further their own ideas or interests by resorting to statements more distinguished by stridency than by accuracy.” Eisenhower closed his letter praising the dying man for his “fortitude in pondering these problems despite your deep personal adversity.” He made no reference to God.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Flatearther Convention Plots New Round of Meme-based Populism

Uh oh! The real bright, sharp tacks are plotting revenge.
The mood was angry and defiant at the annual “Values Voters Summit”, which kicked off with a rousing call to arms from Republican Congressman Mike Pence, from Indiana, a man some see as a future presidential candidate.
He spoke of a “great American awakening”, while another Congressman, Tom Price of Georgia, spoke of lighting “bushfires of freedom”, to roars of excited approval from the floor.
I take it BBC meant to type “brushfires,” but it is flatearthers we’re talking about…
One delegate, Sue Phelps, drew comparisons between Barack Obama, Fidel Castro and Adolf Hitler - “they were good orators too” - and said the president’s nationality and religion were “unanswered questions”.
Conspiracy nut convention ‘09!

From the podium, Virginia Congressman Eric Cantor stoked the audience’s fears with a joke about a man who goes to sleep in America and wakes up, after a year of Obama, to find himself living in Sweden.

To many foreign ears, the thought of waking up in Sweden might seem rather appealing, but to this fiercely patriotic crowd it would not have made much difference if Mr Cantor had substituted Sweden for North Korea.
Read: Christians are too dumb to know the difference between Sweden and North Korea. Wow.

Watchout! The smart guys are plotting a comeback. It appears they may have found a pres candidate who doesn’t cheat, molest little boys, or smoke meth with gigolos! Hot damn—those Dems are in trouble…

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