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and tanning beds on the public dollar.

LOL.

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/02/05/2010-02-05_emails_reveal_todd_palin_had_big_hand_in_alaska_politics_when_sarah_palin_was_go.html

American adults in general do not understand what molecules are (other than that they are really small). Fewer than a third can identify DNA as a key to heredity. Only about 10 percent know what radiation is. One adult American in five thinks the Sun revolves around the Earth, an idea science had abandoned by the 17th century.

I blame poor public education and religion. I blame rightwing hostility towards education and science. I blame FOXNEWS. And your mom.

Who do you blame? Do you think the sun revolves around the earth? These scientific-leftist-scum-communists would have us believe its the other way around.
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/08/30/science/30profile.html?_r=1&ex=1125547200&en=631977063d726261&ei=5070

He did. http://www.etaiwannews.com/etn/news_content.php?id=1166868&lang=eng_news

Rob Port over at SayAnything has the scoop.

Did the pundits, media, and money jinx this race like NY 23rd?

Life just is not fair. Maybe if we hayed her enough, she’d do it.

We had some tempting, but worthless, polls earlier today. I have summarized them with this one poll.

The answer order is randomized. Pick more than one. Write-in space provided. Enjoy!

At first, google said no. See here. They were taking a stand for photoshop espressinatin’.

A crudely altered photograph of Michelle Obama, which often comes up as the first result on a Google image search of her name, will not be removed from the company’s search process despite protests that the depiction is racist and repugnant.

“It’s offensive to many people, but that alone is not a reason to remove it from our search index,” Google Inc. spokesman Scott Rubin said Tuesday. “We have, in general, a bias toward free speech.”

But then they (well, it was actually the blog hosting the picture) capitulated to the whiners.

A blog hosting an offensive image of Michelle Obama with monkey features has removed it and posted an apology.

Even our search engines are caving in to the COMMUNISTS! This surely is end times.

See here.

The suspected mastermind of the election massacre in the Philippines is the son of a powerful local politician who is also a key supporter of the country’s President, Gloria Macapagal Arroyo [pictured above with Bush], police said today.

The accusation came as officers unearthed a third mass grave today, bringing the number of casualties in the country’s worst political massacre to 57.

The national police spokesman said that the gunmen who abducted and later executed political activists and journalists were led by Andal Ampatuan Jnr, the mayor of the town of Datu Unsay…

The mayor is out raping and massacring. DIY politics Philippine-style.

He joins other notable self-whoring losers such as Cyndi Lauper, Sharon Osbourne, Bret Michaels, and Darryl Strawberry for the upcoming ‘Celebrity Apprentice’.

Ha ha.

Alaska
________autumn bouquet of, 1
________robin’s egg sky of, 2
________superiority to Lower 48 of, 1-413
Baldwin, Alec
________preference for Stephen over, 314
Biden, Joe
________gaffes of, 278
________pre-debate stretching regimen of, 296
________accidental reference to as “Sen. O’Biden,” 289
blinking, not, 198
Blitzer, Wolf
________approval of mother of, 351
________implicit disapproval of, 351
Builder, Tito the, 305
Bono, nondescript conversation with, 301
books and magazines, references to
________A Conflict of Vision, 385
________Animal Farm, 27
________Buck, Pearl S., 180
________Bible, the, 15
________cookbooks, 15
________Lewis, C.S., 27
________Nash, Ogden, 15
________National Geographic, 27
________Pearl, The, 27
________Ranger Rick, 27
________Reader’s Digest, 15
________Seagull, Jonathan Livingston, 27
________Service, Robert, 15
________Sports Illustrated, 27
________Wonderful World of Oz, The, 16
cap and trade
________brilliant suggested renaming of as “Cap and Tax,” 390
________characterization of as “environmentalist Ponzi scheme,” 391
capital letters, unorthodox use of
________"Patriots,” dedication page
Clinton, Hillary
________invitation to coffee with, 287
________whining of, 287
Community organizing, actual responsibility lackingness of, 65, 242
Couric, Katie
________"repetitive, biased questions” of, 271
________unfair editing of interview with, 273
________condescension of, 276
________things I could/should have said to, 274-5
________things I could have done instead of talking to, 279
crowds
________unexpected size of, 266
________insistence on lingering with, despite objections from campaign staffers, 268
debate, vice presidential
________poorness of preparation for, 281-85
________answers they made me give during, 281
________answers I wanted to give during, 282
________wink during, N/A
“Democrat,” usage of as adjective, 155, 227
dialogue, implausibly recreated, 2, 53, 74, 151, 161, 179, 188, 217, 235, 318, 358, 375
diet
________forced by Steve Schmidt to go on, 284
________Steve Schmidt needs to go on, 285
eBay
________attempted selling of jet on, 147
________fudging of original claim that I did sell jet on, 147

e-mail, hacking of, 263-65
exclamation point, usage of, 4, 26, 120, 121, 122, 138, 150, 199, 207, 222, 223, 225, 233, 239, 241, 276, 302, 307
evolution
________skeptical views of, 217
________________use of word “Neanderthal” despite, 30, 172
“experts,” wrongness of, 254, 289, 336, 375, 392
Facebook
________citation of as example of laudable free-market enterprise, 400
________utility of for calling out haters, 400

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See here.

Many in the US corporate media have hailed “progressive” the choice of Sarah Palin by John McCain as his vice presidential running mate. Women workers are being told that they “finally have someone to vote for!” But even the most cursory glance at Palin[] is enough to show that she [is a monkey smuggler], and is [really a man].

NB: Brackets indicate paraphrases.

Yes. Here at SAB the front page analysis proceeds as follows:
First, survey the pro-hate rightwing websites for new two to four words memes such as “rent seeker”, “death panel”, “oba-mao”, etc.  Then, In your feedreader, assign the newly-procured memes to stories which loosely fall under these categories. If the story is about sick birds, for example, it contains portents of Obama’s coming, omnious DEATH PANELS.  If the article is about an Asian country, mention of OBA-MAO must be made.  If the story is about a new apartment complex, you know new apartment complexes are creeping with RENT[al] SEEKERS.  And so on and so forth. 

In a bit of a nutshell, this is the primary propaganda tactic of many of the right’s media outlets (and the left’s for that matter).

At any rate, since arguments, facts, rationality, and all of that confusing sh*t is out the window at this point, the onus is on us to begin phasing back in meaningful use of the English language before rightwing propgit gurus reduce our descriptive abilities to the point where phenomena fall into three classes which are all portents of communism among the left. This phasing process will have to be done slowly and gently, so that no serious meme-withrawal effects occur. To this end, I would like to begin by introducing a new meme which only applies to one person and makes use of a metaphor which involves two entities which share more than a few salient properties (as opposed to e.g. loose topical relevance).

Sarah Palin shall henceforth be dubbed “the political Paris Hilton”. This campaign is proudly supported by SAB commentator ‘Bat One’, as evidenced by his enthusiasm.

An example use of the new meme proceeds as follows. When your favorite Marxist news source craps out a new story, take all or most of it out of context and then exaggerate it to make your headline. The above linked story has the headline “Sarah Palin: A Choice For Women?” Armed with our new meme, we can rephrase this as “Monkey-smuggler Political Paris Hilton Not Really a Woman”.

With these rules in hand, even you could host the Glenn Beck show.