Say Anything Blog

A Great email that my uncle sent me.

YES, I’M A BAD AMERICAN

I Am the Liberal-Progressives Worst Nightmare.

I am an American.

?I am a Master Mason and believe in God..

I ride Harley Davidson Motorcycles and believe in American products.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some Liberal governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

?I’m in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!

I think owning a gun doesn’t make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. 

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized,

and does not entitle you to anything. Get over it!

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God

when and where they want to.

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My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and Willie G. Davidson that makes the Awesome Harley Davidson Motorcycles.

I don’t hate the rich. I don’t pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don’t waste my time watching or arguing about it.

I’ve never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven’t burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you!

So, shut up already.

I believe if you don’t like the way things are here,

go back to where you came from and change your own country!

This is AMERICA ...We like it the way it is!

If you were born here and don’t like it you are free to move to any Socialist country that will have you.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution.

Can I get an AMEN on that one?

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I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if you’re breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

And, no, I don’t mind having my face shown on my drivers license.

I think it’s good…. And I’m proud that ‘God’ is written on my money.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don’t want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making ‘donations’ to their cause.

Get a Job and do your part!

I believe that it doesn’t take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

I believe ‘illegal’ is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.

I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA !
If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I’m a BAD American..

If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.

We want our country back!

We NEED GOD BACK IN OUR COUNTRY!

WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE, ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE!

What If…. John McCain Died of Natural Causes today??

God forbid a great American hero and Presidential candidate would die of natural causes while running for President, but what would happen, and how could the Republicans win the race?

First,  Since Sarah Palin actually has the most executive experience, and also the most experience being a Commander-in-Chief of any of the 4 people on the current tickets, and since she is a total ROCK STAR in the Republican Party, she would be the logical choice to continue on as the head of the ticket.

However, since She is a newcomer to the national political scene, and the press is totally in the Obama camp except for the new media, she would need to take some steps to insure the people that she is the leader for true change at this time of upheaval in our economy.

So, What could she do?

How about naming here cabinet up front, and letting everyone know the true depth of her intelligence and political moxy.

Here would be some Cabinet ideas, including the Vice President:

VP - Newt Gingrich - He is the smartest guy on the planet.  The architecht of the Contract with America and American Solutions.org, he is also a professor of history, and so knows what it will take to turn our country around.  He is very knowledgeable on Foriegn affairs, and an ideas guy who loves America and deeply religious.

and the heads of major executive departments.

Attorney General - Rudy Guilliani - With the naming of Guilliani, there would be a general plan to kick butt and take names on congress involved in the financial ills of the sub-prime lending debacle that led to the meltdown on Wall Street.

Treasury - Mitt Romney - With his background in business and turning around the Olympics, he would be great.

State - Joe Liberman - A hold over from McCain’s Cabinet suggestions. He would be a great leader in the War on Terror, and a friend to our friend, Isreal.

Commerce - Meg Whitman - CEO of Ebay.  Would bring commerce into the 21st century.

Housing and Urban Development - Phil Gramm - The Senator who wrote the legislation that John McCain co-sponsored reigning in Fanny and Freddie.

Defense - General Petreus - He could command the whole effort of the global war on terror.  With his knowledge and experience in winning the war in Iraq, he would be the logical choice.

Energy - T Boone Pickens, the energy guru, and along with Sarah’s already extensive knowledge of energy, we could come into the 21st century here as well.

Education - Fred Thompson - A no nonsense guy who could go in and take charge of the Teachers Unions.

Health and Human Services - Pick someone who ran something important in the Medical industry, say the head of a Pharmaceutical company, or Medtronic or another top person.

Homeland Security - Robert Gates.  He’s done well as Defense Secretary, and would do well to add efficiency and economies of scale to the defense of the US.  George Bush has kept us safe since September 11th, 2001, and this will be his lasting legacy.  As Del Gue said in Jeramiah Johnson, “You’ve done well to keep so much hair, when so many’s after it”.

Secretary of Agriculture - Ed Shafer has done a great job, and I am sure she could convince him to stay on.

Veterans Affairs - Tommy Franks - Another no nonsense guy who would fight for the Vet’s getting what they deserve for medical treatment when they get home, and for their families getting compensated if they should lose them in battle.

After naming these key individuals, Sarah Palin would come out hard against Barak Obama and let the people know that he is the most liberal Senator in the US, including Socialist Bernie Sanders at number 2, and Joe Biden at number 3.  It would be hard to pick a more liberal ticket if you tried.

She could also attack Obama on his opposition of the ‘Born Alive Infant Protection Act’, and his lack of support for funding the troops in Iraq.

All in all, losing John McCain in the midst of the Presidential race would be a tragedy, but the silver lining would be if his legacy could sweep Sarah Palin into the White House, and bring enough of a sympathy vote, and want of real change to shift the Congress and Senate as well.

Her Campaign motto could be ‘In memory of John McCain, let’s Throw the Bums out’!!

Barak Obama’s Cabinet????

The Cabinet includes the Vice President - ‘Foot in Mouth’ Joe Biden,
and the heads of 15 executive departments.

Secretary of Agriculture - Russ Feingold - Making Wisconsin the Dairy Capital of the World as it should be.

Commerce - Paul Krugman - Ugh….

Defense - John Murtha - He’s such an advocate of our troops in the first place, why not give him the job.

Education - William Ayers - For obvious reasons.

Energy - Al Gore - Again for obvious reasons.

Health and Human Services - John Edwards - He made all his money suing Pharmaceutical companies, now he is here to help you get better medical treatments, just like his wife with cancer.

Homeland Security - Arnold Schwartzenegger - Because he’s done so well securing Calyphorya (California).

Housing and Urban Development - Franklin Raines - He ran Fannie Mae so well he got promoted.  If he doesn’t want it there is always Tony Rezco, unless he is serving time.

Interior - Howard Dean - Because he has done such a good job with running the Democrat Party.

Labor - Timuel Black - For you who don’t recognize the name, he is an insider in Chicago politics and huge supporter of Barak.  He tried to Unionize the small restaurants and businesses in Chicago.

State - John Kerry - He visited France in the middle of the Viet Nam war to meet with the leaders of the Viet Cong, and ‘personally knows most of the heads of state’, what other qualifications does he need.  Also, his wife has lots of money and a very good personality?

Transportation - Valarie Jarrett - Ugh

Treasury - James Johnson - Of Fannie May fame.  Another one who will put the country first.

Veterans Affairs - John Batiste - One of the Few Generals who worked on the planning of the Iraq war and is now against it.

Attorney General - Hillary Clinton - Because Bill Clinton was disbarred.