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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Santa Is Coming to Town

new strategic ballistic missile submarine of the Project 955 Borey class will be named after one of the most revered saints in the Russian Orthodox Church - St. Nicholas

From Russia With Love

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Is There A Light In Glenn Becks Closet ?

Glenn, stabbed in the back by pinkos and/or he’s an idiot.
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Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Bizarre Car Burglary

Raye Ross, a self-employed Washington DC graphic artist was called by police to examine his car after they scared off a well dressed man who had broken in.

Ross known for his PhotoShop skills said his MacBook was undisturbed, but a large manila envelope with $10,000 in hundreds was left on the drivers seat along with the House of Representative parking permit he had created as a “joke”

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The envelope also contained 20 prescription drug discount cards and 100 Cialis pills, inscribed from your industry friends.

Ross was anxious to check on his girlfiends car with the PhotoShoped “joke” Senate parking permit.
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Just Say No

A bankruptcy of ideas.
No nothings with no clue and no chance .

Bereft of thought.
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Saturday, August 01, 2009

Sarah Secedes From The Union

From a blog in the Great White North.

Sarah is finished with Todd and has decided to end their marriage.

She has purchased land in Montana (I wonder whose donations paid for that?), and may be considering moving herself and the children as far away from Alaska as she can get.

Do you remember all of that talk about her missing wedding ring during the three part going away picnics? Well it turns out that ring now sleeps with the fishes. Apparently in a fit of anger Sarah stripped the ring from her finger and tossed it into a lake

Look see? No ring. I am as free as a bird! Let’s see how Todd likes making a living without hanging onto my coattails!”

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Love Stinks

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Judge Napolitano Calls Crowley A Constitutional Criminal

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYo6dR0tf_I&feature=player_embedded
FOX legal analyst
The law says, unless [a police officer] witnesses a felony…or unless he has a piece of paper from a judge—a search warrant or an arrest warrant—saying “you can go in that house,” he can’t go in the house. So when Professor Gates said “no you can’t come in,” and the police went in anyway [the police] violated the federal Constitution.

Could the professor conceivably sue and take Crowley’s house?

The Right Honourable William Pitt, 1st Earl of Chatham:
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail — its roof may shake — the wind may blow through it — the storm may enter — the rain may enter — but the King of England cannot enter — all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement!

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Take A Cow To Dinner

Stimulus.

Nearly 300 North Dakota ranchers will receive a total of $1 million in compensation for additional feed transportation costs and feed losses caused by the harsh winter and spring flooding.

a $750,000 grant from the federal Agriculture Department and $250,000 in state money

Writing to see if a chicken that suffered freezer burn is covered.
Class welfare

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Duck Hunters For Palin

Buddy Hacket and the parable of Republicans running Sarah for President.
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Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Black People Won’t Vote Republican

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Because of Republican officials and followers.
Audra encourages the dim witted to vent their bile.

Audra Shay, vice chairman of the Young Republicans and the leading candidate to be elected its chairman on Saturday, is now the latest in a growing list of GOP officials learning this lesson the hard way, based on pictures of a now-deleted Facebook page obtained by The Daily Beast.

“This is still America… freedom of speech and thought is still allowed… for now any ways… and the last time i checked I was a good ole southern boy… and if yur ass is black don’t let the sun set on it in a southern town…”

need to take this country back from all of these mad coons

Audra had been

endorsed by her governor, Bobby Jindal

we’ll see how long that lasts.
I Think We’re Alone Now

Friday, June 26, 2009

Conyers Pleads Guilty

Detroit City Council President Pro Tem Monica Conyers pleaded guilty this morning to conspiring to commit bribery and is free on personal bond.

Conyers, the wife of powerful Democratic congressman U.S. Rep. John Conyers, appeared before Cohn to answer charges in connection with the wide-ranging probe of wrongdoing at Detroit city hall.

t’s carbon and monoxide
The ole Detroit perfume
It hangs on the highways
In the morning
And it lays you down by noon
Let’s Make A Deal

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

For Governor Sanford

Deleted due to utube taking over the page

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Real Man Stands Up In Congress

Congressman Barney Frank (D-Mass.) introduced legislation today to remove criminal penalties for marijuana possession at the federal level. The Personal Use of Marijuana by Responsible Adults Act of 2009 would remove penalties for possession of up to 3.5 ounces of marijuana and the not-for-profit transfer of 1 ounce.

Man Up

Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Can’t Help Themselves, Tancredo Edition

Marcus Epstein—a former Tancredo speechwriter who now works as executive director of Tancredo’s political action committee.

Plead guilty

On July 7, 2007, at approximately 7:15 p.m. at Jefferson and M Street, Northwest, in Washington, D.C., defendant was walking down the street making offensive remarks when he encountered the complainant, Ms. [REDACTED], who is African-American. The defendant uttered, “Nigger,” as he delivered a karate chop to Ms. [REDACTED]‘s head.


he’ll remain on the job “until he leaves for law school in the fall.


Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Jesse the Body Calls For Cheney’s Head

Jesse Ventura: You Give Me a Water Board, Dick Cheney and One Hour, and I’ll Have Him Confess to the Sharon Tate Murders

That’s the mild part of the interview.
Ouch.

Saturday, May 09, 2009

CBS Golf Analyst Inserts Oversize Driver In Ass

David Feherty, CBS golf analyst tenders his resignation in print.

From my own experience visiting the troops in the Middle East, I can tell you this, though: despite how the conflict has been portrayed by our glorious media, if you gave any U.S. soldier a gun with two bullets in it, and he found himself in an elevator with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Osama bin Laden, there’s a good chance that Nancy Pelosi would get shot twice, and Harry Reid and bin Laden would be strangled to death.”

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Should soon be availabe to caddy.

Free Speech,  No Fly List?

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