Regular Guy Rant: Remembering the Liberal of the Senate
Now before I get into this rant I want to make one thing clear and that is that my thoughts and prayers go out to the Kennedy family. I don’t agree with their politics and I especially didn’t like the fact that the late Senator Kennedy didn’t spend any time in prison for one particular antic, but I in no way wanted the man to go out with cancer. That is hard on any family and I would never wish that on anyone. I recently attended a God and Country conference in St. Louis and prayed for the Kennedy family. Cancer is a terrible disease and my heart goes out to all those that are fighting it.
Now with the disclaimer out of the way, I feel like I have a duty to examine some of the finer moments in the career of Senator Edward Kennedy and make a few comments regarding the mess that is Massachusetts.
First of all I want to analyze the whole Kennedy name and say for the record that I don’t get it. I’ve read where the Kennedy family is so beautiful and how everyone wishes they could be a part of the dream that is Camelot. Sorry folks, if Kennedy equals beauty, then I will stay ugly. It isn’t their looks that make the women faint; it is their wallets combined with a bit of power. This is a dynasty that took hold due to a friendly media that capitalized on the American desire to have our own royal family.
I mean let’s face it, if JFK and RFK hadn’t been tragically murdered, then the whole Kennedy thing might look a whole lot different. President Kennedy had some positive attributes to be sure, but would he be so idolized if he had lived? If he had been in the White House as Vietnam escalated or if his wandering eye had been exposed would he have been considered the best of the best? Remember this is way before President Clinton made Oval Office “partying” popular. Papa Kennedy pulled a lot of strings to get his favorite son elected to the White House and that investment carried over into Robert Kennedy and the less talented Teddy. In a twisted form of irony, the murder of the President and his brother made the Kennedy family more popular, shoveled over their shortcomings, and ended up making and saving the career of Ted.
Now despite the great advantages that were handed to Ted Kennedy, he still tried his hardest to derail his own political career. He worked overtime to embarrass himself and his family. If someone with the last name of Bush, Reagan, or Palin had done 1/100th of the things Kennedy did during his career they would have been ran out of politics on a rail. I don’t even think Bill Clinton could have rescued his career if he had pulled some of Big Ted’s stunts. I personally still believe that if global warming liar Al Gore hadn’t been Clinton’s VP then he might have been tossed out by the Senate for his stunt, but that’s a rant for another day. No, Teddy holed up in his left wing fortress of Massachusetts and weathered storm after storm. People get mad and rightfully so at the miscarriage of justice in the OJ Simpson trial, but people, the Kennedy’s made getting out of a jam into an art form.
The Chappaquiddick incident of 1969 was one such jam that should have been more thoroughly investigated and in my opinion should have saw at minimum Ted Kennedy removed from the United States Senate and at a maximum a healthy jail term (Big Ted received a two month suspended sentence). However, he is a Kennedy, so either was out of the question. Was Teddy drinking that night? He denied it (big shock) and I guess we should believe him since he was never known for tipping the bottle right? Mary Jo Kopechne lost her life and Ted didn’t have the common decency to immediately report the incident to a police officer or to ever come clean on the events of that night. No, old Ted just went out and won reelection. I’m not sure who comes off worse from that incident, Senator Kennedy or the sixty plus percent of Massachusetts that sent him back to Washington.
Does anyone remember that Senator Kennedy was kicked out of Harvard for letting someone else take a test for him? Yeah, amazing isn’t it. The party that has “the smartest people in the world” produced another one in Ted. A little reckless unlicensed driving at law school? No worries, he’s a Kennedy and he’ll take the express elevator to the United States Senate. How about ol’ pappy Kennedy pulling some strings to keep the Tedster out of Korea? Controversy? Nah, it’s a Kennedy, not a Bush. The personal life of Senator Kennedy isn’t even worth getting into to be honest. If you want to know what it was like, just watch a few seasons of Dallas, mix in a couple years of the Young and the Restless or Days of our Lives, and then sprinkle some Hustler magazine on top of it. To say that he kept the family tradition of “booze and broads” alive and well is an understatement.
The long and I do mean long Senatorial career of Ted Kennedy isn’t even a mixed bag. He was a liberal through and through. I don’t mean he kind of leaned to the left, no, I mean he was a full blown liberal. If you think that socialized health care is a neat thing, then you would think Teddy was a neat guy. Senator Kennedy was one of the pioneers of this failed and truly scary idea. The National Journal gave Kennedy close to a 97% liberal score in 2006. Yeah, that’s old Ted, a real lover of liberty. Any guesses who started the biggest tax payer rip off in history (Gore is trying to break that record with some good ol’ global warming nonsense)? Yep, everyone’s favorite drinking buddy Ted Kennedy was at the forefront on that monstrosity. A fifteen billion dollar (at this writing) mismanaged mess that ripped the heart out of every taxpayer (too bad the media didn’t go after the big dig like they did WMD or waterboarding). Now, don’t we just have to have that government ran health care that Teddy loved so much?
A flip flopper? Hey, John Kerry learned from the best in the senior Senator from Massachusetts. Vietnam? Kennedy flip flopped. No Child Left Behind? Flip flop. At least he was consistent with abortion. On that one he only went against his church. Kennedy was about as pro abortion as they come. Kerry to become President? No worries, let’s strip Governor Romney of his power to appoint a replacement. Kennedy near death? No biggie, let’s give the power back to the Democratic Governor. Hypocritical? Who cares, this is Massachusetts and a Kennedy is pushing the agenda. It’s all good.
If there has ever been a case for term limits it is when the name of Ted Kennedy is brought up. I mean even now when he has passed on there is talk of bringing in another Kennedy (RFK’s son Joe) to replace him (they seem to get less and less talented by the way). Since when does an American Senate seat have to be held by the same family? Oh, since the Kennedy’s came to prominence in Massachusetts that’s when. Now I don’t know if Hugo Chavez’s buddy (no joke here folks) Joe is going to run or if he will just keep cashing the paychecks on the civilian side, but if he does he will probably end up winning the seat. That is the state of affairs in Chicago east aka Massachusetts (I’m purposefully resisting calling it the Commonwealth like all the talk show hosts who get so giddy when they say it). If Massachusetts wants to dig out of the rut they are in and escape the bonds of socialism, they need to make sure a Kennedy doesn’t replace another Kennedy. All of America better hope that doesn’t happen. As it stands right now we essentially have a socialist/communist state in the union. The people of Massachusetts (this is the state that has given us Barney Frank and Ed Markey for crying out loud) have enough problems with John Kerry in the Senate; they don’t need another greedy and corrupt politician pulling the strings. Sadly, that’s probably what they will get.
So do I have anything good to say about a man who gave his life to the service of his country? The great and noble Ted Kennedy must have something good about him right? Well I will say this and that is that I believe he cared about his state (as long as they kept electing and forgiving him), his family, and he was basically respectful to the office of the Presidency regardless of who held it. If he had been a little more viscous he might have knocked President Carter off during their primary war. Even though I think President Bush made a serious mistake allying with Kennedy with the education bill, I did take note that he (Ted) always treated the President with tremendous respect. Yes, he talked the mad trash that the lefties always do, but he never reached Gore or Pelosi level with his rhetoric (that I ever heard). So there you have it, a couple of nice things to say.
The legacy of Ted Kennedy will be a mixed bag. In death he will be hailed as one of America’s finest Senators when in reality that couldn’t be further from the truth. He will be used as a figurehead in promoting the socialist health care agenda of President Obama. He will be mentioned every time John Kerry or the rest of the lefty loons get in trouble with their constituents or when they need a second on the nightly news. I’ll bet Kerry mentions him at least a dozen times the next time he is on a morning news program. One dozen “Vietnams”, one dozen “It’s Bush’s fault” and one dozen “Senator Kennedy was a friend” makes for a classic John Kerry interview. The Kennedy name will be around long after all of us are gone. The media just can’t help itself. Many of us will be scratching our heads years from now when they are still trying to convince us of the beauty and majesty of the Kennedy family. Some things never change.
In a twisted sense of justice, it will be (despite the media’s best efforts) the Chappaquiddick incident that will be the lasting legacy for Ted. He will always be dismissed as the “third Kennedy brother” but unlike JFK and RFK he will always be remembered for his role in the death of one of his fellow human beings. Ted Kennedy avoided justice in life, but it will be served in death.
RIP Senator Kennedy.

