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H/T SondraK

Another two-fer day

#1 SECRET FOR A LONG MARRIAGE

At Saint Mary’s Catholic Church they have a weekly husband’s marriage seminar. At the session last week, the Priest asked Giuseppe, who was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.

Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, ‘Wella, I’ve a-tried to treat-a her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of alla is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!’

The Priest responded, ‘Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?’

Giuseppe proudly replied, ‘I’m agonna go get her.’

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#2 BLONDE JOKE (pfft…)
Two blondes rented a boat and went fishing. After finding a good location, the first blond told the second one to mark the spot so when they came back they will be able to find it again.

On the way home, the first one asked, “How did you mark that spot?”

The reply was, “I put an X on the bottom of the boat.”

To that, the first blond said, “You idiot! How do you know we’ll get the same boat next time?”

H/T to various people including, but not exclusively Denny

BTW.. where is the ACLU when it comes to all the blonde bigotry

But sometimes he DOES

Man Faces Charges

Authorities today filed child pornography charges against a Joliet man who allegedly distributed sexually explicit images of children on the Web and went by the screen name “Pantielover.”

Dennis Lee Garthus, 44, of the 2600 block of East Cass Avenue, was picked up at his home and ordered held without bail, accused of distributing child pornography in interstate commerce, according to a press release from the FBI’s Chicago office.

Maggie and John Anderson of Chicago vowed four months ago that for one year, they would try to patronize only black-owned businesses. The “Empowerment Experiment” is the reason John had to suffer for hours with a stomach ache and Maggie no longer gets that brand-name lather when she washes her hair. A grocery trip is a 14-mile odyssey.

“We kind of enjoy the sacrifice because we get to make the point ... but I am going without stuff and I am frustrated on a daily basis,” Maggie Anderson said. “It’s like, my people have been here 400 years and we don’t even have a Walgreens to show for it.”

For The Empowerment Experiment, the Anderson Family publicly commits to “Buy Black” for one year. National media covers The Empowerment Experiment. The Black community supports and joins their pledge. Black businesses grow. Black professionals, too. Black households and communities are economically empowered. The Black community shows the world the true value and strength of Black business, Black talent, and the Black consumer and investor dollar.

Lucky you ..  today is a two fer day

#1

A sailor was driven off course by a storm and smashed into a small island. The next morning, he awoke on the beach. The sand and sky were red. Walking around in a daze, the sailor saw red birds, red grass, red trees and red bananas. He was shocked to find that even his skin was red. “Oh, no!” he exclaimed.

“I’m marooned!”

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#2

This guy checked into a room at a motel and he said to the dude at the desk, “I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled.”

“No,” the dude replied, “it’s regular porn, you sick bastard.”

got it here

Heh ...

WELCOME TO THE OFFICAIL CUDDLE (ORGY?) PARTY

Welcome to the official Cuddle Party website. Here you will find all the latest news on Cuddle Party, dates for upcoming events, tools for better communication and intimacy, and information about the benefits of touch.

What a Cuddle Party Is: A structured, safe workshop on boundaries, communication, intimacy and affection. A drug and alcohol-free way to meet fascinating people in a relaxing environment. A laboratory where you can experiment with what makes you feel safe and feel good.

This playful, fun workshop has been a place for people to rediscover non-sexual touch and affection, a space to reframe assumptions about men and women, and a great networking event to meet new friends, roommates, business partners and significant others.

Can Cuddle Party restore your faith in humanity? It just might. But at the very least, you’ll have a great time, and leave feeling relaxed and inspired.

LOL.. this reeks of Berkeley or Evergreen Lympian scent sense

“I feel like a teenager, when I discovered kissing!!!”

”—Read more Cuddlemonials.”

Mmmk ... and please check all hormones and testosterone at the door before entering party

Cuddle Lifeguard - “They are responsible for ensuring the integrity of the room, meaning that no sex happens, that everyone feels safe, and that the sexual energy, when it shows up, is dispersed safely.”

Hmmm, I wonder how they do that?

But really, there’s NO SEX involved.
However, if you happen to get an erection during the cuddle fest, that’s okay. According to their FAQ:

We strive not only to free people of the awkwardness surrounding arousal, but to allow them to develop some real coordination around it. At a Cuddle Party, erections become Mother Nature’s way of giving us the thumbs-up sign. Nothing’s wrong. Nothing’s dirty. Nothing’s suspect. And as long as you’re not dry humping anyone (Rule #7), it’s completely okay. Really.

Nature’s thumbs up????! 

HAH! ... more FAQ

“Will there be a bunch of pajama-wearing weirdos there?”

Absolutety

How long does a Cuddle Party last?

That probably depends on whether you’re female or male

What’s the ideal size for a Cuddle Party?

Again, that depends on whether you’re a female or male

“I only want to cuddle with hot people. How can I make sure that happens?”

LOL ... Don’t show up

Ishityounot!  These people are serious

Click here

Very unusual performance from a young lady, but beautiful all the same.

Sheesh… she’s no bigger than a minute, but definitely has a healthy set of lungs

President Misspeaks (misreads?)...Again
Obama has some difficulty distinguishing “privacy” from “piracy” in his official statement on the successful resolution of the Maersk Alabama hostage crisis.

Go figure, huh?

A confessed and unrepentant domestic terrorist, and accused cop killer has been invited to speak to high school students about social justice.

NAPERVILLE SCHOOL DISTRICT 203
Message sent - 3/27/2009
Statement regarding proposed Ayers visit to NNHS

We have received numerous emails and phone calls regarding the proposed visit of UIC professor Dr. Bill Ayers to speak with Naperville North High School students next month, with permission from their parents.

  While we firmly believe in exposing students to a wide variety of speakers and opinions, offering them the chance to experience different viewpoints and the opportunity to hone their critical thinking skills (one of the tenants of our mission), please know that we would never invite anyone who advocates violence. Our understanding is that Bill Ayers does not, although this point is being actively debated by several who have contacted us. In addition, administrators from other school districts who have heard his presentation to students, have indicated that Ayers focuses on students being involved in social justice.

  Given the interest this has stirred in the community, and the strong emotion and anger that is being expressed, we are currently reviewing this decision and are also exploring options for changing the venue. For those who have expressed concern over funding this, it should be noted that Dr. Ayers was never being paid for this visit.

  Once a decision has been made, we plan to update parents of Naperville North students on this issue via Talk203.

Alan Leis, Superintendent of Schools
Naperville School District 203

It sickens me how this murderer can remain free, to bend young minds towards the Left and it’s evilness.

(*Sigh*—had Dirty Harry only caught up with Ayers and his partner Bernardine Dohrn…)

H/T SondraK

Brazil’s President, while meeting Gordon Brown, has said the global financial crisis was caused by “white people with blue eyes”.

Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva made the comments after talks with the Prime Minister to try to forge a global consensus on how to save the worldwide economy.

more ...

Listening to Jerry Doyle, I learned that ∏eh n∅∅b, hisownself, called Dr Basso who made this vid. Dr Basso was invited to the White House because ∏eh n∅∅b was “disturbed” by the video.

Dr Basso was scheduled to talk to Jerry on the air, but Dr Basso said The White House decided it wanted to “handle the publicity itself.”

...Developing

Jerry reports that The White House does not want Jerry nor Dr Basso to talk on the program about the visit to The White House…

Jerry discusses that anyone going to TWH has to have a mini-background check done. Sometimes they even want fingerprints. He wonders what they’re going to do in the case of Dr Basso…

...Developing

Apparently, TWH also told The Jerry Doyle Show not to talk about Dr Basso’s visit. Jerry—being Jerry—is talking about it.