Say Anything Blog

THERE’LL be no ho, ho, ho this Christmas. Aspiring Santas have been told not to use the term “ho” because it could be seen as derogatory to women.

Thirty trainees at a Santa course in Adelaide last month, held by recruitment company Westaff, were urged to replace the traditional festive greeting with “ha, ha, ha”.

A Santa veteran of 11 years who attended the course told the Sunday Mail the trainer was very clear in spelling out no to “ho”.

Two Santa hopefuls reportedly left the course after the trainer’s edict.

Sheesh...

(Note $20.50 an hour??? Whoa.. that ain’t bad at all, lol)

My suggestion… leave Santa alone and let him HO-HO-Ho to his hearts content

The next one is especially for Jesse and Rob ... notice there is much more than two people in the image

Last May, Chris and Lori Coble lost their three young children in a horrific traffic accident near the family’s California home.
On May 4, Lori, 30, was driving home from on Interstate 5 with her mother, Cynthia Maestri, 60, in the front seat of the family’s minivan. Behind them were Kyle, 5, Emma, 4, and Katie, 2, who had fallen asleep.
Traffic was moving in the center and left lanes, but the right lane was stopped with cars backed up on the exit ramp Lori Coble intended to take.
A semi truck loaded with 20 tons supplies traveling an estimated 70 mph slammed into the back of the Cobel car, killing all three children.
As of today and if all goes well, the Cobles will have two new baby girls and a baby boy next spring.“We both knew we wanted more kids,” Lori said. “We’re parents right now without kids. The kids are what made us so happy in life. We knew that if we were still living that we wanted to have more kids.”
The triplets Lori Coble is carrying — two girls and a boy — were conceived through in vitro fertilization. Out of 10 of Lori Coble’s implanted eggs, three became viable embryos.
The couple regularly sees a counselor to help them deal with the conflicting emotions they are feeling with the death of three children and the promise of three new babies next year.
“That’s helped us sort through the issues about trying to deal with the grief and at the same time thinking about the happiness to come,” Chris Coble told Vieira. “It’s a two-sided coin and we deal with it every day.”
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Then there is the story of Angela Magdaleno, who thought she was done having babies. She was wrong… times four! Three years ago Angela and her husband, Afredo Anzaldo, underwent vitro fertilization and gave birth to triplets.
Then recently she became pregnant with the quadruplets… naturally without any outside help. Magdaleno said she was shocked at the news. “She wanted to run” said her husband
The odds of conceiving quadruplets without fertility drugs are about one in 800,000. Angela and her husband now have 9 children.
Magdaleno, 40, is worried she might be overwhelmed with the work and sometimes struggles with mixed emotions about the future.
“I don’t know if I’m sad or happy,” she said. “I’m happy but, I don’t know. I don’t know how to explain it.”

When you fly off the road at 120+ mph, you find out why Oak was used as armor on ships.



I apologize for the quality of the images ... but I think you can still see the point.

A bear walks into a bar in Billings , Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.

The bartender approaches and says, “We don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Billings “

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.

The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, “We don’t serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings “

The bear, very angry now, says, “If you don’t serve me a beer, I’m going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar.”

The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings “

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

The bartender states, “Sorry, we don’t serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs.”

The bear says, “I’m NOT on drugs.”



The bartender says, “You are now. That was a…

barbitchyouate

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Hat Tip to my father and hopefully this helps get me out of the SA doghouse

Rob Port’s Scantily-Clad Women
Occasionally and rarely at that, I have to disagree with Rob on some issues and this is it.
LOL.. Ok, so you’re right Rob, it’s laughable and the only crime I see is they used Paris Hilton and not Jessica Simpson for that ad.
I mean come on compare this…

to this…

OH MY.. where did this come from?
HeHe...?
Soooooo… sorry guys, sometimes I don’t know how things like that just appear outta no where!!!!


I meant compared to this…

Hope this makes up for my naked hippies pic

and for those with less than able minds, I’ll help ya compare Paris to Jessica. Definitely no question in my mind to which one should have done the ad

THIS ONE or....THIS ONE

A villager cleans rats north of Bangkok, Thailand, before selling them to roadside food stands.[Sukree Sukplang, Reuters]

Jeff Dunham - ACHMED THE DEAD TERRORIST
LOL… Sorry, if this offends any one, but I am not going to apologize for laughing either

72 FEMALE virgins promised??? LOL....lol…

Grr… the video has been disable but you can watch it here and hopefully laugh as much as I did.

LOL

Let’s get this out of the way right now. This is one sick f***ing game. (Editors note: Sick is used here not in the teenage parlance of meaning good, but rather “twisted” or “disturbed.")

Blood and Gore
Intense Violence
Strong Language
Strong Sexual Content
Use of Drugs

In Manhunt 2, players control Danny Lamb, a medical patient who is trying to piece together his history after he is involved in a bizarre experiment called “The Project.” Danny finds out more about The Project, while killing anyone in his way, in a heinously violent manner.
Gamers can use any item in the environment to take out their foes. The game allows players to set people on fire, stabb them in the eye with pens, chop into pieces with an ax, and choke them with wire*. There are dozens of different ways to kill people, each with realistic blood and sound effects. All this under the M for mature rating? This M version also contains extremely violent scenarios unavailable to the public access. Yeah, uh huh.. just how many pc gamers out there aren’t skilled hackers? The crack is already net wide and kids are playing the version I consider beyond any rating. I need to note, ratings on pc games are useless to serious pc gamers since the games are free to anyone who has access to a pc.  Seriously, is so called entertainment like this really necessary for kids to be happy?
I have viewed the game in it’s entirety and it is one vile piece of s@#&!
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* Example Weapons List (approximately 1/3 of the entire list)

• Ball point pen - The first execution involved sticking the pen in the eye of your enemy, a second has you kicking the guard in the testicles then stabbing him when he falls to the ground and the third involved Daniel sneaking up from behind and sticking the pen into the face of the guard, before kicking them to the ground and repeatedly shoving the pen in his face of the fallen foe.
• Glass shard - one execution involved Daniel slicing a hunters throat from behind.
• Syringe - enemy is kicked to the ground and stomped on before taking the needle to the eye
• Assault Rifle
• Baton - beats a hunter over the head with the baton knocking them out.
• Cattle prod
• Crowbar - smashed foe in the face twice then inserts the crowbar in a fallen enemies back. 
• Hand Ax
• Hand hammer
• Heavy Handgun - returning from the first game. Execution includes pointing the gun at the foes temple.
• Plastic bag - Daniel stands behind a foe punching him in the face while the foe is on his knees.
• Scythe -
• Tranquilizer
• Uzi
• Wire Cutters - testicle and vertebrae removal.
• Barbed wire baseball bat
• Baseball bat - One execution involves a decapitation.
• Circular Power Saw - Saw is inserted in the groin of a hunter and pulled upwards.
• Crowbar - Pulls a hunters face off.
• Double barrel shotgun - One execution has Daniel blowing away his foes genitalia another has Daniel shooting an enemy straight in the face.
• Fire Ax - slams the ax downwards on a fallen enemy, another has Daniel slamming the ax into the back of an enemies head.
• Shotgun - sneaks up behind an enemy and cracks them in the skull with the butt before blowing their head off.
• Shotgun w/ flash light
• Sledgehammer - swings hammer down onto fallen foe.

Haven’t people ever heard of desensitization-to make somebody less responsive to an overwhelming act by repeated exposure to the situation or object, either in natural or artificial circumstances?
It doesn’t take too much to see that America has been constantly desensitized for the past 60 plus years....that’s a fact not an opinion.
While there might be a mental disorder for some, that doesn’t mean that you can not be influenced by a game like this. Wake up!

Seattle Greetings
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Happy Halloween To All You Creatures Out There!
Well, it sucks to be sick on Halloween, but I see it as the grace of God saving me the calories. All you lil’ monsters and goblins have fun and keep your stealin fingers out of your kids treat bags

Cool Pumpkins This Year

Freedom of Speech and ........................................Skull

Hamburger and ...................................This Bag Is Not A Toy

Additional amazing carvings

PET FRIENDLY REMINDER
Chocolate is toxic to dogs and will cause seizures. Just because one dog does fine after eating an entire box of Valentine candy doesn’t mean your next dog won’t experience grand maul seizures from a minute amount off a candy wrapper. Trust me… I know

Fox News Channel confirms that it has ordered the campaign of Senator John McCain to cancel its new ad featuring a clip of him at last Sunday’s debate, which was sponsored by Fox News. The news network prohibits candidates from using debate clips in their political advertisements.

The spot uses a debate clip liberally, highlighting Mr. McCain’s dig at Senator Hillary Clinton for pushing a $1 million earmark for a museum commemorating Woodstock and his quip that he was “tied up” during the concert – that is, tied in up North Vietnam as a prisoner of war.

DIAPERS USED TO COVER UP RASH OF UNETHICAL POLITICAL POOP

Elrick Williams’s toddler niece Carlyn may be one of the youngest contributors to this year’s presidential campaign. The 2-year-old gave $2,300 to Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.).

So did her sister and brother, Imara, 13, and Ishmael, 9, and her cousins Chan and Alexis, both 13.Altogether, according to newly released campaign finance reports, the extended family of Williams, a wealthy Chicago financier, handed over nearly a dozen checks in March for the maximum allowed under federal law to Obama.

H/T to scaredmonkeys

Actress Deborah Kerr, who danced with Yul Brynner in “The King and I” and rolled on the beach with Burt Lancaster in “From Here to Eternity”, has died. The actress, who’d been battling Parkinson’s disease, was 86.

Deborah Kerr was a very classy leading lady who was nominated six times for Best Actress Oscars, yet never won, She is the most-nominated leading actress never to win the Academy Award.
Definitely, a black mark on the Academy, if you ask me

My first remembrance of Ms. Kerr is in, “An Affair To Remember” and by far, one of my favorite love stories

Miss Kerr was an actress to remember , a beautiful, eloquent lady who lit up the movies and the stage. They don’t make them that way anymore, she was in a class of her own and she will live forever through her wonderful work which seemed to come so effortlessly, the true mark of an artist. I have loved her ever since I was a child, wanting to emulate her innate grace and serenity which was unique.
Her poignant acting is unmatched to this day, and her special touch to each role she played was so alluring.
Of course she will always be remembered for kissing Lancaster in the surf, dancing with Yul Brynner and making up with Cary Grant in one of the best-loved romances of all time, “An Affair To Remember”

Movies to Deborah Kerr’s Credit

1. An Affair to Remember
2. The Arrangement
3. Beloved Infidel
4. Black Narcissus
5. Bonjour Tristesse
6. Casino Royale
7. Count Your Blessings
8. Dream Wife
9. Edward, My Son
10. The End of the Affair
11. Eye of the Devil
12. From Here to Eternity
13. The Grass Is Greener
14. The Gypsy Moths
15. Hatter’s Castle
16. Heaven Knows, Mr. Allison
17. Hold the Dream
18. The Hucksters
19. I See a Dark Stranger
aka: The Adventuress
20. If Winter Comes
21. The Innocents
22. The Journey
23. Julius Caesar
24. The King and I
25. King Solomon’s Mines
26. The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp
27. Major Barbara
28. The Naked Edge
29. The Night of the Iguana
30. Please Believe Me
31. The Prisoner of Zenda
32. The Proud and Profane
33. Quo Vadis?
34. Reunion at Fairborough
35. Separate Tables
36. The Sundowners
37. Tea and Sympathy
38. Thunder in the East
39. Witness for the Prosecution
40. A Woman of Substance
No doubt, some where, she has a place in your movie memories also.
And again, What a splendid actress!