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Dolly Parton - Winter Wonderland

What has happen in society that has driven our elderly to sleep in these conditions, I mean look at her… why is she sleeping on top of her sheets and not between them? Sheesh…
YES, THIS IS HUMOR ... (for those who don’t know my style!)
I thought y’all would enjoy the personal property holsters shown in the image. I also figured, most of you, man people, probably rank that lil’ ol remote right up there as being just as valuable as the pistol

Christmas Lights - Elvis Presley - Blue Christmas

Can you find the blonde in the lineup?
And yes, I left half the image out to lower the challenge level of your wandering minds

H/t to Denny @ grouchyoldcripple

Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Christmas Canon Rock

Celtic Woman “O Holy Night”

Hungarian police are hunting for an early morning driver who poured 40 gallons of gas through the back window of his car.
Police suspect the confused motorist was either very tired or very drunk. I am sure he’ll eventually run out of gas and realize he just wasted about $100.00 for, whatever that reason may be.
When staff spotted what he was doing he was finished - and then he drove off before they could stop him.
A police spokesman said: “It is a surprise the fumes did not make him pass out - there is a real risk the gas could start a fire.”
LOL.. ya think? Sheesh… I hope the guy is a nonsmoker or he’ll be the early morning toast!

Matt York/AP Photo

Members of the Maricopa County DUI chain on a work detail as deputies guard them earlier today in Phoenix, Az.. Men convicted of drunken driving will don bright pink shirts and perform burials of people who died of alcohol abuse as part of a new chain gang in Phoenix. A sheriff’s dept. spokesman said the DUI chain gang is the first ever that’s dedicated to one type of crime.

Personally, I believe they should be required to do burial detail on DUI responsible deaths also .. including morgue detail

Question is, shouldn’t more places take this type of action?

H/T to DFO @ Huckleberries Online

Associated Press

Mail must be addressed to a specific member of the armed forces - a rule that pains some well-meaning Americans this Christmas season.

Hundreds of thousands of holiday cards and letters thanking wounded American troops for their sacrifice and wishing them well never reach their destination. They are returned to sender or thrown away unopened.

Since the Sept. 11 attacks and the anthrax scare, the Pentagon and the Postal Service have refused to deliver mail addressed simply to “Any Wounded Soldier” for fear terrorists or opponents of the war might send toxic substances or demoralizing messages.

Steve H. Graham

I Choose New Life

I can’t resist making this comparison.

SCENARIO ONE: ASSAULT ON A CHURCH FULL OF BACKWARD CONSERVATIVES

There is a church. Lots of people are inside. They believe Jesus is the living Son of God and part of the Holy Trinity. A person who can’t be reasoned with shows up to kill as many as possible. He has already killed two people at another church. He kills two girls in the parking lot, but when he gets inside, a private citizen with a carry permit shoots him over and over, and he gives up and shoots himself.

“Vigilante” death tally: 2

SCENARIO TWO: ASSAULT ON A CHURCH FULL OF PROGRESSIVE LIBERALS

There is a church. Lots of people are inside. They believe Jesus is a dead and possibly fictional homosexual who was misguided but nearly as nice as Buddha. A person who can’t be reasoned with shows up to kill as many as possible. He has already killed two smug androgynous salespeople at a nearby Apple Store. He kills two girls in the parking lot. When he gets inside, the congregation notices that he’s shooting people, and they get angry at George Bush for whatever he and Halliburton did to turn this boy into a killer. A few quick-thinking souls rush forward to give him hugs, but he drops them in the aisles. There are no guns on the property except his, so he shoots until he runs out of bullets or the cops show up. Oops, the cops take ten minutes, or 600 seconds. By that time, he has fired several hundred rounds at a fairly relaxed pace, and nearly everyone in the place is dead or wounded. The cops arrive to find him dead.

Progressive death tally: dozens

Which church would you rather be in when the nut shows up?

It’s a damn good thing Jeanne Assam wasn’t at Virginia Tech. She might have hindered the campus police by killing Seung-Hui Cho before he managed to murder 33 people. This could have created a lot of annoying paperwork and might have been a dangerous setback to the gun control movement.

Oh, yeah. Taking away guns and relying on the cops did a world of good at Virgina Tech. If only the unwashed savages at the New Life Church were as enlightened as the academics who banned guns on the Virginia Tech campus. They, too, could have known the joy of giving their lives so others could enjoy the privilege of living in a gun-free zone.

I’m sorry. I shouldn’t be flippant. But how do people get this goddamn stupid?

H/T Hog On Ice

Woman opens death-themed hotel [Ananova]

A Chinese woman has opened a mausoleum-themed inn to let people experience the feeling of death.

Jiao Meige set up the Mausoleum Inn in a house in Lishui town, Jiangsu province, reports the Jinling Evening Post.

The building is shaped like a Chinese mausoleum, and the beds are in the shapes of coffins.

“I rented this piece of land to put a farm there, but because there are many old graves in the field, no one wants to work here,” she said.

Jiao says the idea for the Mausoleum Inn came to her in a flash.

“Since there are so many graves, why don’t I give people a chance to experience death?” she asked.

“There are no services at night, and the guest can go nowhere, since outside is just a vast graveyard.”

Jiao says no residents with heart problems will be accepted, and mental patients must be accompanied by healthy people.

One can only wonder how HEALTHY … the owner is

I am all for pole-dancing but, I believe everything in life has a right and wrong place to be done. Yep, this pole-dancing gig is being done in the wrong place and I have to agree with the party poopers on this one.

The N train may need to be changed to the NC-17 and the L could be dubbed the lap dance express.

That’s because commuters on the lines got their two bucks worth - and then some - when four leggy New Yorkers set out to turn the subway cars into strip-club Champagne lounges.

On a dare from a Web site promising $10,000 for the best pole dancing in public, the quartet took a ride on the wild side and their winning video has become a rage on the Internet.

I say NAY on this kind of public display

I am a side-poster therefore this is in addition to The Whistler’s “Today’s Christmas Music” and not officially endorsed by him

Now, tell me she ain’t just so darned adorable ...

International House of Pancakes has called on 15 U.S. governors to reschedule their states’ Feb. 5 presidential primary elections.

Why? It’s National Pancake Day.
Yep, Seriously

Whatever Flips Your Pancakes but, Hold The Primary, uh wait, thats, don’t hold the primary. Anyway read more ... lol