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Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Just Ask The Blonde

Ask The Blonde!

Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town.

They argued back and forth until they finally stopped for lunch.

As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are… very slowly?”

The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, “Burrrrrrrr, gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing.”

H/T to DBolsman at grouchyoldcripple.com

Monday, December 31, 2007

Dial-up Internet Should Be Illegal

I have spent the last week at my Dad’s home, who insists that dial-up is just the cats meow and is all he needs. Nevermind, the fact he lives near Bill Gates and the world of Microsoft. I, myself, however ... have concluded dial-up just out right sucks!!!
I know 2Hotel9 probabbly will agree with me since I believe he has spent his vacation lost somewhere in dial-upland also.
The Whistler, may be busy and that tells why he may be quiet… I am quiet because the connection is so slow by the time I get connected I’ve tied up the phone line and family & friends complain they can never call in when I am visiting.
Such is life huh? LOL…
rolleyes

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Billionaire Roofing Magnate Dies In Fall From Roof

He had been checking garage construction when he fell through the roof

This is so ironically sad

A billionaire roofing contractor died Friday morning after a fall at home through the roof of his garage. Ken Hendricks, 66, who owned ABC Supply Co. is listed as the 91th wealthiest man in America, was checking on construction of the roof Thursday night when he fell through.

Anna’s Twelve Days Of Christmas Music ~ Day 10

Beach Boys - Little Saint Nick

Friday, December 21, 2007

Progress in Math

1. Teaching Math In 1950s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?

2. Teaching Math In 1960s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

3. Teaching Math In 1970s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?

4. Teaching Math In 1980s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

5. Teaching Math In 1990s

A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (Instructional note: There is no wrong answer; and if you feel like crying, it’s okay.

6. Teaching Math In 2007

Un hachero vende una carretada de maderapara $100. El costo de la producciones es $80. Cuanto dinero ha hecho?

H/T to Andy a friend of Mustangs @ Social Sense

Canada’s PM says Dalai Lama “not a call girl”

Please file under: Things I wish I never said

OTTAWA (Reuters) - When Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper tried to explain in a year-end interview why he’d met the Dalai Lama in his Ottawa office, it was clear he wanted to show respect for the exiled Tibetan leader.

Unfortunately, it didn’t quite come out that way.

“I met the Dalai Lama in my office but I meet everyone in my office. I don’t know why I would sneak off to a hotel room just to meet the Dalai Lama. You know, he’s not a call girl,” Harper told OMNI television.

*chuckle*

Anna’s Twelve Days Of Christmas Music ~ Day 9

Away In A Manger Away In A Manger ~ Hayley-Westenra

Thursday, December 20, 2007

237 Dogs Removed From Woman’s Home

OK, I love dogs but… there is a limit

CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas (Dec. 19) - Animal control officers removed 237 dogs from the home of a 70-year-old woman who said she had been breeding the animals, officials said.

Yuk!

Mmm … Chicks With Guns

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wink

Anna’s Twelve Days Of Christmas Music ~ Day 8

Moody Blues - What Child is This

Bus Driver Solicits Sex; Students Aboard

Bus Driver Of The Week

DETROIT—A 30-year-old bus driver transporting Detroit Public Schools special needs students was arrested Wednesday after allegedly pulling his bus alongside an undercover officer, propositioning her for sex from his window, and promising to return after he dropped the children off at school.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

11 year Old Wife

Under-Age Marriage Photo Wins UNICEF Prize

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The photograph shows Mohammed, 40, with his new 11-year-old wife, Ghulam. Taken by US photographer Stephanie Sinclair, it was named Unicef Photo of the Year yesterday.

It’s A Big, Big World Afterall…

1 of 101 Dumbest Moments In Business 2007
Fortune Magazine

Disneyland announces plans to close the “It’s a Small World” attraction to deepen its water channel after the ride’s boats start getting stuck under the loads of heavy passengers. Currently, employees ask larger passengers to disembark… and compensate them with free food.

Anna’s Twelve Days Of Christmas Music ~ Day 7

Christmas Canon Trans Siberian Orchestra

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Community College’s ‘meditation room’ is home to a single faith

Katherine Kersten: Normandale’s ‘meditation room’ is home to a single faith
Lovely, another masqued mosque arises…

Last week, I visited a Muslim place of worship. A schedule for Islam’s five daily prayers was posted at the entrance, near a sign requesting that shoes be removed. Inside, a barrier divided men’s and women’s prayer space, an arrow informed worshippers of the direction of Mecca, and literature urged women to cover their faces.

Sound like a mosque?

The place I’m describing is the “meditation room” at Normandale Community College, a 9,200-student public institution in Bloomington.

Until recently, the room was the school’s only usable racquetball court. College administrators converted the court into a meditation room when construction forced closure of the previous meditation room.

A row of chest-high barriers splits the room into sex-segregated sections. In the smaller, enclosed area for women sits a pile of shawls and head-coverings. Literature titled “Hijaab [covering] and Modesty” was prominently placed there, instructing women on proper Islamic behavior.

They should cover their faces and stay at home, it said, and their speech should not “be such that it is heard.”

“Enter into Islaam completely and accept all the rulings of Islaam,” the tract read in part. “It should not be that you accept what entertains your desires and leave what opposes your desires; this is from the manners of the Jews.”

“[T]he Jews and the Christians” are described as “the enemies of Allaah’s religion.” The document adds: “Remember that you will never succeed while you follow these people.”

A poster on the room’s door advertised a local lecture on “marriage from an Islamic perspective,” with “useful tips for marital harmony from the Prophet’s ... life.” Other fliers invited students to join the Normandale Islamic Forum, or participate in Ramadan celebrations.

One thing was missing from the meditation room: evidence of any faith but Islam. No Bible, no crucifix, no Torah.

Normandale’s administration is facilitating the room’s Islamization. The college’s building crew erected the barrier separating men’s and women’s sections, according to Ralph Anderson, dean of student affairs. College officials also posted signs at the room’s entrance asking students to remove shoes—a Muslim custom before prayers. This was “basically a courtesy to Muslim students,” Anderson said.

Despite the room’s Islamic atmosphere, Anderson says it “is open to everyone.”

Why is the meditation room segregated by sex? “Muslim students prefer that areas be divided into male and female,” he said. “Other students don’t care.”

Doesn’t sex-segregation present a constitutional problem in a public educational institution? “I don’t want to comment on that,” he said.

And the literature regarding Jews and Christians? “I would probably take it out if I knew it was in there,” said Anderson.

Normandale’s zealous effort to accommodate Muslim students is not new. Chad Lunaas, a former student who works at the college part time, cites examples.

Last year on Fridays, he says, he often entered the bathroom to find that “every sink and toilet stall had someone washing his feet.” Other students couldn’t use the bathroom at these times, and those who tried felt awkward.

Lunaas finally expressed his concerns to a Muslim student who “seemed to be in charge.”

“His attitude was, ‘We don’t have to listen to you, we can do whatever we want,’ “ he said.

Confrontations also erupted in the sex-segregated meditation room, according to Lunaas. “Muslim students just took it over. They made people who were not of the Muslim religion feel very uncomfortable, especially if they were female.”

One female student tried to use the room when Muslim students were in it, said Lunaas. “She believed she should be treated equally. They were telling her to leave, to take off her shoes, to go to the other side of the divider.”

Anderson says he met several times with concerned students. But “the whole thing was just basically swept aside,” according to Lunaas.

Anderson said that in the incident involving the young woman, “both sides were probably out of line.”

Howard Odor, who advises the college’s Somali Student Association, said he has not been aware of “any issues” since the meditation room has been in the racquetball court. “I can guarantee that college policy is that anyone who wants to go in there and pray or meditate can do so.”

But many at the college see a bigger issue.

“For all practical purposes, this meditation room is essentially a Muslim prayer room,” said Chuck Chalberg of Normandale’s history faculty. “Something this unprecedented goes beyond religious toleration.”

“His attitude was, ‘We don’t have to listen to you, we can do whatever we want,’ “ ???
Not only are they washing their feet in our hand sinks they’re spitting in our faces

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