Home Mobile Authors Say Anything Register Login

Anna

Friday, June 27, 2008

Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!

RUT-ROH.

Image and video hosting by TinyPic

Costume drama ... this Scooby-Doo has given police the slip after a “reckless” track invasion at the races.

By Robyn Ironside

SCOOBY-Doo has become one of Queensland’s most wanted after giving police the slip during a reckless track invasion at the Ipswich Cup race day.

Not only did the memorably-dressed prankster evade arrest, he also failed to return the eye-catching outfit to the store from which he hired it.

Michelle Johnstone from Hidden Identity Costumes at Cleveland in Redland City said the driver’s licence the man used in the transaction turned out to be stolen.

“It was obviously a pre-meditated crime. He put a bit of planning into it,” Ms Johnstone said, pointing out he had “definitely lost his $40 bond”.

Ipswich police are also keen to hunt down Scooby-Doo following the “reckless” behaviour of the wearer.

“We’re still making enquiries into where Scooby-Doo is,” said Senior Sergeant Roger Wilson.

“We’d ask that anyone who recognises him to contact Ipswich police.”


Bwahahaha… Let me guess.

The guy is single

The guy still hangs out and drinks with his high school chums

The guy consumes alcohol on a regular basis

The guy will die having fun

Let’s toss aside the ol’ boys will be boys wisdom and go with the real truth here and admit… men will be boys too and most likely, a lot of their time will be done doing just that

LOL… gotta love a guy who enjoys fun even though it sometimes gets him in the doghouse

wink

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Rob Port for President?

Obama’s Gonna Need A Bigger Bus

* Grandma Dunham

* Rev. Jeremiah Wright

* Fr. Michael Pleger

* Muslim supporters

* Babies that survive abortion attempts

* 8,000 Members of Trinity Church of Christ

* Samatha Power

* Rob Malley: Obama advisor & Hamas friend

* Michael Klonsky: old Maoist friend

* William Ayers

* Flag pin & hand over heart

* Public campaign funding

Today, add:

Second Amendment position

Fairness Doctrine

Shamelessly stolen from the shamelessly stealing SondraK who shamelessly stole it from Connecticut Yankee who includes a list of those still clinging to the bumper.

RIP ~ Miss Edith

Let’s not forget about Edith Macefield. She was the Ballard woman who made national news when she was offered $1 million to leave. She turned it down flat.

Edith lived in the same house on NW 46th St. for the last 56 years. She made national news in 2006 when she refused to sell her home for $1 million to developers. Construction crews then proceeded to build the development around her. “I went through World War II, the noise doesn’t bother me,” Macefield told the Seattle P-I. “I liked the old Ballard. The new one—you can have it.”

Edith Macefield passed away on Sunday of natural causes, according to the medical examiner’s office. She was 86 years old.

The story reminds me of the children’s book, The Little House by Virginia Lee Burton. It’s about progress and a sweet little house being nearly swallowed up by the city that encroaches it.

Image and video hosting by TinyPic
The beginning construction of the five-story building around her house

Image and video hosting by TinyPic
Here’s the side view. You can’t even see Macefield’s house. Her blue car is parked in between the Honey Buckets and orange cones. And right across the street is a land use sign that says a four-story office building will be under construction soon.

Image and video hosting by TinyPic

Macefield has no known surviving family, so we’ll have to wait and see what will happen next with her property and house.
Meanwhile, Ledcor Construction said it designed the structure to absorb the property if it became available. “Spots have been left so steel beams could be inserted into the concrete to complete the upper floor, assuming Edith’s home is sold and torn down,” said a Ledcor construction manager

Update: The local media is now on the story. Seattle PI and Seattle Times

Kind of sad, but with time… there is always change.
RIP ~ Miss Edith

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Hippies Accidentally Create World’s Largest Mercedes Sign

Image and video hosting by TinyPic

Ithaca, NY (AP) - While attempting to create the world’s largest peace sign, festival-goers in Ithaca, NY, created the world’s largest Mercedes sign by mistake.
5814 participants gathered to form the familiar symbol of pacifist activism, but - through either oversight or stupidity - only formed three of the four radii required to create a traditional peace sign. Since the missing radius was the lower center line, the symbol they formed was actually the trademark hood ornament of the Mercedes-Benz automobile - a quality German luxury car since 1926 - rather than the anti-war symbol created by a British nuclear disarmament protestor in 1958.

Bwahahaha err.. I mean, gosh darn that’s a shame

“Dude, this totally sucks!” observed participant Summer Sunshine Rainbow Rabinowitz. “We were, like, trying to tell Bush McChimpyhitler that his war totally blows, but somehow he managed to get his Haliburton oil buddies in here to screw us over with some sort of totally covert inside job. Just like 9/11!”

Other participants, such as Moonglow Moonbeam Johnson suspected less conspiratorial causes. “‘Twas the weed, my man. The Acapulco Fire-Bud has a way of rendering one incapable of creating complex geometric figures. Heck, we’re lucky we didn’t end up with a swastika, or - even worse - the Windows logo.”

Summer Sunshine Rainbow and Moonglow Moonbeam?
Whoa… like totally cool earthly sad-ass hippy names

Ithaca High School sophomore Trevor Dougherty, the organizer of the attempt, claimed they were still successful. “Maybe it’s wasn’t a peace sign, but Mercedes isn’t all gas-guzzling & global warming. After all, the high priestess of high people, Janis Joplin, used it as an icon of war resistance in her song, ‘Oh Lord, Won’t You Run Over George Bush With a Mercedes Benz’, which I once saw on YouTube or maybe somebody’s MySpace page.”

“Anyway,” Dougherty concluded, “we all got super-mega-stoned, and that’s what REALLY matters.”

Yes… yes, as long as the real motive of getting super-mega-stone was accomplished, that’s all that really matters
Far out dude.. that’s totally awesome

H/T SondraK

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Saudi Marriage Officiant : “It Is Allowed To Marry A Girl At The Age Of One”

Following are excerpts from an interview with Dr. Ahmad Al-Mu’bi, a Saudi marriage officiant, which aired on LBC TV on June 19, 2008:

Dr. Ahmad Al-Mub’i, a Saudi Marriage Officiant: It Is Allowed to Marry a Girl at the Age of One, If Sex Is postponed. The Prophet Muhammad, Whose Model We Follow, Married ‘Aisha When She Was Six and Had Sex with Her When She Was Nine

If Sex Is postponed.
IF?  If it’s postponed? And just who supervises the marital bed crib?
I mean ... WTH?

Soooo… the almighty, Muhammad was decent enough to wait for his 6 year old bride to turn 9 before he had sex with RAPED her!!!!!!  Very commendable of him .... very.
Sick SOB’s… unequivocally a deranged religion!

Surprisingly ~ Alcohol May Have Been A Factor In The Incident.

Man Allegedly Fired Crossbow at Neighbor

Image and video hosting by TinyPic

Police say 49-year-old Carlos Lupercio got into an argument with his 25-year-old neighbor about the breed of the man’s dog Saturday evening. The owner said the dog was a pit bull, but Lupercio said it was a lab.

After the argument, police say Lupercio went into his apartment and returned with a black crossbow pistol, Flood said.

The neighbor tried to extend his hand out for an apology. That’s when Carlos shot the crossbow, missing the man and hitting a tree. The man was only two or three feet away when Lupercio allegedly fired, Flood said.

Yep, don’t agree with your neighbor? Just shoot ‘em… or in this case, try to shoot ‘em
rolleyes

Monday, June 23, 2008

West Coast Mayors Decry Immigration Raids

Three West Coast mayors are asking the leaders of other cities to take a stand against workplace immigration raids that they say hurt local economies and may force companies to relocate.

“At the annual meeting of the U.S. Conference of Mayors this week in Miami, Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, Oakland Mayor Ron Dellums and Seattle Mayor Greg Nickels will ask their colleagues to challenge how the government raids businesses in search of illegal workers.

They want Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) to focus on businesses that exploit workers, such as those that violate wage and safety laws, not “responsible employers” that contribute to economies, their resolution says.

“responsible employers” .. you know, after all, those responsible law breaking employers deserve special treatment, right?

“We’ve never taken the position that you shouldn’t enforce the law,” Villaraigosa says. “What we’ve said is, in a time of limited resources, we should prioritize our enforcement. At a time when we don’t have the resources to go after criminals, we’re going after legitimate businesses and workers instead. That doesn’t make sense.”

“we should prioritize our enforcement”
So, in other words, if a law breaking business brings in enough revenue for the city, the authorities will look the other way?
Hmmm… the ol’ pay and we’ll look the other way, kind of deal

“we’re going after legitimate businesses and workers instead”
HUH??? How can they be “legitimate” when they’re breaking the law?
rolleyes

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Lay Off My Che

You’ll remember that Maria Isabel is a Houston area volunteer for the Barack Obama campaign who was interviewed by a local TV station back in February about her volunteer office where she happened to have a Cuban flag hanging on the wall with an image of Che Guevara on it.................

Image and video hosting by TinyPic

...............They advised her that she could continue to speak on behalf of the campaign but was “prohibited” from talking about the flag because “what happens, what happens is that is that there are a lot of groups that, well, some people like Che Guevara and other people don’t like Che Guevara and that if I appear on television talking about the flag it would cause a lot of distractions. When asked who told her that, she answers flatly, “Barack Obama.”..............

H/T to SondraK

Friday, June 20, 2008

Kids’ Flaming Football Toy

A BALL designed to be set on fire and then kicked around has been banned.

Sheesh.. just when you think you find the perfect gift for that annoying brat next door they go a ban it

South Australian Consumer Affairs Minister Jennifer Rankine said the Fire Footbag was made from fire resistant material and was meant to be soaked in flammable liquid and ignited.

“The Fire Footbag essentially becomes a flaming missile which presents extreme safety risks for people who could quite easily be burned by the footbag once it’s been set alight,” Ms Rankine said.

“Making such a dangerous item available to children or anyone else is absurd and unacceptable.”

Heh… ya think? I hope some child didn’t have to burn to a crisp for the authorities to comprehend the danger of this bright idea Image and video hosting by TinyPic

more ...

Congress Questions Constitutionality Of Light Bulb Ban

Image and video hosting by TinyPic

WASHINGTON – Members of Congress are beginning to have second thoughts about the ban on incandescent light bulbs effective in 2014 as a result of an energy bill signed into law earlier this year. Rep. Ted Poe, R-Texas, says his objection is very basic – the Constitution doesn’t authorize Congress to do anything remotely like banning a product that has been used safely and efficiently for more than 100 years in favor of Chinese-imported compact fluorescent light bulbs that pose considerable health and safety risks. Extensive cleanup is required by the Environmental Protection Agency for simply breaking a bulb. When a bulb, which contains mercury, is broken, according to the EPA, the room must be evacuated for 15 minutes and aired out with windows, but not before all glass is removed, placed in a sealed glass jar and disposed of outside. Any remaining glass must be picked up with tape. In addition, central heating or air conditioning units must be turned off. [more]

Wait… Environmental Protection Agency must be called for a broken bulb?

rolleyes

Image and video hosting by TinyPic

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Teens’ Pregnancy Pact

A high school nurse in Gloucester, Mass., became suspicious when students who asked for pregnancy tests seemed upset when the tests were negative. Now 17 girls from the school—all 16 or younger—are expecting babies in what school officials call a pregnancy pact.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Cyd Charisse 1922 - 2008

Another Hollywood legend is gone.
Inarguably one of the most talented dancers in Hollywood history

Woman Sues Victoria’s Secret, Claims Injury From Defective Thong

LOL..ok, when I first read this headline I assumed the injury was ..well, a little more thong region related. After all, to be honest, I can understand where and how wearing certain fashionable thongs can rub some women the wrong way. Yes, pun intended.

Seems to me, unless it was a debilitating injury or blindness, I know, I would not announce to the world that my underwear broke when I tried putting it on.

wink
A Los Angeles woman claims she was injured by her Victoria’s Secret thong, prompting her to sue the underwear manufacturer.

The plaintiff in the case, Macrida Patterson, 52, attributed the May 2007 injury to a Victoria’s Secret “low-rise v-string,” according to a court document posted on The Smoking Gun.

Patterson’s lawyer told The Smoking Gun that a “design problem” caused a decorative metallic piece on the underwear to fly up and hit Patterson in the eye while she was putting the underwear on.

Patterson’s product liability lawsuit was filed in Los Angeles Superior Court last week.

The Smoking Gun reported that, prior to the lawsuit, officials from Victoria’s Secret had asked to see the offending underwear but were refused by Patterson’s lawyer.



H/T to the Anonymous One wink

Monday, June 16, 2008

Berzerkely: Code Pinkos Flash Their Breasts to Oncoming Traffic in Front of Marine Recruiters…….

Image and video hosting by TinyPic
Oh GAWD, my eyes! My Eyes!

LOL… This tactic worked a lot better 40 years ago, huh ladies?

On Friday members of Code Pink and Breasts Not Bombs bared their breasts to passing vehicles and pedestrians in front of the Marine Recruitment Center at Shattuck Square in what members said was a protest against the true indecencies in American society.

“We do not abide by your definitions of decency,” said Sherry Glaser, the founder of Breasts Not Bombs, the protest group that bares their breasts against the war. “War, genocide and death are indecent.”

more here...

 1 2 3 4 5 >  Last »
Page 2 of 25 pages