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Tagger gets taste of his own medicine

A tagger caught scribbling on a hotel wall was grabbed and covered in green ink in front of cheering patrons.

Quentin McKelvey, 21, an orchard worker of Hastings, was caught at Havelock North’s Turks Bar last month, The Dominion Post reports.

When manager Dion Cooper tried to get McKelvey to clean up the scribble he said the tagger started swearing at him.

So he grabbed McKelvey and his thick green paint pen and started drawing on his face.

“I asked him, ‘How do you like that, mate? How do you like being drawn on?’ I put a bit on his clothes, said, ‘Oh sorry, mate, I’ve just wrecked your clothes, like you wrecked my wall, how did you like it?“‘

He then tossed McKelvey into the garden bar, and threw the pen at him.

“There were about 80 to 100 people cheering.”

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H/T Sondrak

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, ‘I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.’

The second, from Chicago , responds, ‘Yeah, but you should try electricians!  Everything inside them is color coded.’

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, ‘No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order’.

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: ‘You know, I like construction workers..  Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.’

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he observed: ‘You’re all wrong.  Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable

Rosie O’Donnell defended Rev. Jeremiah Wright on the “Today” show on Monday, saying Barack Obama’s former pastor “made sense to me.”

The comedian also compared herself to Wright, saying “some people confuse passion for rage.”

HODA KOTB, co-host: You know Rosie there has been a void on morning TV since we don’t hear your opinions. Every times there’s like, I was going through a story today “I wonder what Rosie thinks about that.” What about — can I ask you about just the little Jeremiah Wright thing?

This is so awesome! Look at the pride in her face .. my kind of girl

11-Year-Old Girl Field Strips an AR-15 (M16) Training em` young!

Should be a heckuva “show’n tell” in class.

H/T SondraK

If harvesting cells from your placenta makes you queasy, and it’s too late to access some umbilical cord blood, there’s yet another medical waste product that may provide a new, uncontroversial source of stem cells: menstrual blood.

Dr. Amit Patel from the University of Pittsburgh found that the uterine lining, which is shed during menstruation, contains millions of stem cells. These cells are multipotent (can give rise to several different cell types) and have the capacity for self-renewal—two essential properties of stem cells. The study showed that menstrual stem cells (MenSCs) could differentiate into cells that give rise to fat, cartilage, bone, skin, muscle, heart, and brain cells (though it’s important to note that the MenSC’s did not actually differentiate into these cells—only into their predecessors). The cells actually showed greater potential capacity than bone marrow mesenchymal stem cells, as they had some of the same properties as human embryonic stem cells.

If this wasn’t so true it would be hilarious! Ok.. I still think it’s hilarious. LOL

After years of idealism, I have finally decided that I am sick and fucking tired of helping the disenfranchised and oppressed. I have a master’s degree in social work, and I’ve worked in a number of different settings. I’ve been a social worker for Children’s Protective Services, a therapist on a psych ward, and I’ve worked as a case manager for a non-profit that shall remain nameless. I’ve had a number of clients over the years that I would now like to thank for helping me come to the realization that certain people are beyond help.

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Government worker suspended for looking at porn at office on 140,000 occasions
*rolls eyes*

A municipal government worker here has been suspended from duty and demoted for viewing obscene websites on at least 140,000 occasions on his office computer during work hours, city officials said.

The Kinokawa Municipal Government suspended the 57-year-old deputy section chief of its construction department for three months beginning on Thursday and demoted him.

The official used a computer in his office to access obscene websites between June last year and February this year on hundreds of thousands of occasions, according to the municipal government’s personnel division.

Man accused of trying to cash check for $360,000,000,000

Hahahahaha!

A man has been accused of attempting to pass a $360 billion check, which he claims was given to him by his girlfriend’s mother to start a record business, Fort Worth police said.

Charles Ray Fuller, 21, of Crowley, was arrested on April 22 on an accusation of forgery, police said.

Police responded to a report of a man attempting to pass the check about 4 p.m. that day at the Chase bank in the 8600 block of South Hulen Street, Fort Worth police Lt. Paul Henderson said.

The personal check was not made out to Mr. Fuller and when the bank contacted the check owner, the woman said she did not write a check for $360 billion.

Mr. Fuller was also accused of unlawful carrying of a weapon and possession of marijuana, Lt. Henderson said. He may also face a theft charge in Crowley.

Lt. Henderson said he did not know if Mr. Fuller and his girlfriend were still together.

*still laughing*

Mr. & Mrs. Mohammed El Mohammed Wish To Announce A Bouncing Baby Boy!

literally...

H/T S D A

Inbreeding.
*shakes head*

Lawyers for the mothers of 462 children taken from a polygamist ranch in West Texas will ask a state appeals court for relief, but the process is slowed by problems in determining the children’s parentage. Texas family law officials continue to investigate allegations of physical and sexual abuse. Wade Goodwyn and Liane Hansen discuss the legal proceedings.

Meanwhile, some of the children in the FLDS group suffer from fumarase deficiency, a genetic disease that causes acute retardation and physical deformation. The disease was spread through decades of inbreeding, according to John Dougherty, an investigative reporter who has written extensively about the polygamist sect.

Unbelievable!

MAGNOLIA, Ark. —
Donna Lou Sanders, 46, of Magnolia, was released on $100,000 bond Friday. She is charged with 12 counts of permitting abuse of a minor, and 10 counts of rape. Columbia County deputy prosecutor David Butler said she is being treated at a private mental health facility.

Chief Robert Gorum said Sanders told investigators on Wednesday, the day she was arrested, that she committed all of the crimes of which she is being accused.

Sanders, who was a special education teacher at Magnolia Junior High School, resigned from that job on Wednesday with a letter that consisted of a single sentence: “Due to catastrophic events that have taken place within my family, I do hereby resign as a teacher in the Magnolia School District.”

The 15-year-old boy was interviewed by Dew, with his parents’ permission, and told the detective that the 12-year-old girl was his former girlfriend, the affidavit said.

According to the boy, Sanders drove him and the 12-year-old girl several times to a cabin in rural Columbia County, where they were left alone for two hours or more, the affidavit said. The boy said Sanders also bought beer for the two youngsters.

While at the cabin, the boy said, he and the 12-year-old girl engaged in sex.

He also told Dew that Sanders on several occasions bought alcohol and drove the youngsters around in her car while they engaged in sexual activities in the back seat. The 12-year-old girl later told a state police child abuse investigator that she told Sanders to turn up the volume of the radio while she and the male were engaged in sexual activity.

Just when you think it can’t get worse…

The 13-year-old girl told Dew that Sanders had taken her and the 12-year-old girl to El Dorado on two occasions and were left at motels to meet men in their early 20s.

The 13-year-old told authorities she performed oral sex on one of the men, but did not have sexual intercourse with them.

The affidavit said the state police child abuse investigator interviewed the 12-year-old female, who said Sanders drove her and the 13-year-old to El Dorado on two occasions to meet with a 16-year-old boy that the 12-year-old had met through an Internet site. The 12-year-old said she engaged in sex with one of the males.

The 12-year-old said Sanders would drop the girls off in El Dorado on Friday nights and pick them up on Saturday mornings.

This certainly leaves her husband in quite a predicament now doesn’t it?

Sanders’ husband, Magnolia High School assistant principal Terry Sanders, told investigators he didn’t learn of the events and allegations against his wife until Monday. He said that, when he asked his wife, she admitted that the allegations were true.

LOVE HURTS!

PITTSBURGH —

A newlywed couple spent the night in separate jail cells — she in her wedding gown — after police said they brawled with each other, then members of another wedding party, at a suburban Pittsburgh hotel.

The fight started Saturday night after a reception when he knocked her to the floor with a karate kick in the seventh-floor hallway of a Holiday Inn, according to police. It escalated when she attacked two guests from another wedding party who came to her aid, police said.

The melee moved to an elevator and then to the lobby, where the couple threw metal planters at the two guests of the other party, causing minor injuries, police charged.

“It was pretty wild,” Ross police Sgt. Dave Syska said.

Dentist David W. Wielechowski, 32, of Shaler, and Christa Vattimo, 25, had married a month earlier in the Bahamas but repeated their vows Saturday at a reception for 150 guests. They were checking into their room when the argument began, police said.

Police arrived to find the dentist lying on the lobby floor and his bride screaming, they said.

Authorities charged them both with simple assault, criminal mischief and disorderly conduct, and the bride with an additional count of public intoxication. They face a May 7 preliminary hearing.

A district judge considered issuing a restraining order against Wielechowski, but his new bride declined the measure.

The couple declined comment upon their release Sunday morning.

She left with her father, still dressed in her white gown.

Wielechowski left alone, sporting a swollen eye, tuxedo pants, a bloody T-shirt and one shoe.

and news video

Quite the way to impress the new in-laws, LOL!

TUNIS, Tunisia, April 27 (UPI)—A Tunisian family alleges their daughter was raped during a telephone conversation with a man, a lawyer for the family said.

The 30-year-old man said he never touched the young woman. But he acknowledged he heard her scream while they were “totally into” an erotic telephone conversation—and that she reported bleeding, Al Arabiya reported.

Maha al-Metebaa, a lawyer representing the family, told the Kuwaiti newspaper Al-Qabs the case needs careful investigation because of its unprecedented allegations. He said a medical examination had determined that the woman, 20, was no longer a virgin.

“The intercourse did take place with all its details but verbally only,” he said. “The sexual act did not really happen because the physical proximity factor is not there, yet it happened because there is a direct physical impact – the loss of virginity.”

Man stabbed over chicken

A fight between two roommates over the biggest piece of chicken ended when one stabbed the other with a knife, the Wayne County Sheriff’s Office said.

Detective Sgt. Richard Baker and other patrol officers found Mario Pascual suffering from a stab wound to his lower chest at his home on Landis Road on Friday evening, Effler said.

Pascual was listed in serious but stable condition at Wayne Memorial Hospital, the Sher-iff’s Office captain said today.

Authorities charged Pas-cual’s roommate, Jose Maria Saguilan, 36, Landis Road, Stantonsburg with assaulting Pascual with a deadly weapon, a kitchen knife.

“The story we have heard is that they were fighting over a piece of chicken,” Effler said.

Saguilan was jailed under $50,000 secured bond on the felony-level charge, authorities said.

Police are not exactly sure how the fight escalated to a stab wound, but Effler said investigation showed Saguilan was preparing the chicken before the fight.

“The guy who was the stabber was the cook. We don’t have the (weapon)” in custody, Effler said.

Police say investigation into the incident is still ongoing.

According to state law, people convicted of an assault with a deadly weapon that causes serious injury—but had no intent to kill—are guilty of a Class D felony.

Class E felonies are punishable by a maximum of five years in prison for most offenders, according to state law.

Yee Haw.... can anyone say, hungry redneck?
Sheesh… I don’t know whether to laugh, roll my eyes, or be disgusted.

BRIDGEPORT — A city man, stabbed in the buttocks yesterday by his girlfriend, told police he didn’t want her arrested.

“She’s a good person,” James Vines allegedly told officers.

Nonetheless, Christie Tucker was arrested and charged with second-degree assault.

Superior Court Judge Matthew Frechette ordered the 43-year-old Tucker held in lieu of $25,000 bond.

Vines, 43, showed up at the Police Department early yesterday bleeding from a stab wound in his left buttock.

Vines told police had been asleep in the bed he shared with Tucker in a West Liberty Street apartment when he was awakened by a sharp pain in his buttocks. Tucker, he hold police, was standing over him.

According to the police account, Vines yelled, “You just stabbed me!” to which Tucker allegedly replied: “That’s right, I stabbed you.”

Vines then reported the incident to police.

Tucker also allegedly told officers that she had tossed boiling water on Vines’ back last week, but he had not complained to police about that.

But.. but… I’m sure they’re happy, right?