| Bio | I was born a poor black child. I was abducted by aliens at an early age. they performed experiments on me... SEXUAL experiments. I wear a tin foil hat that has rabbit ears connected, so I can get supersecret stealth messages from my home world. I rent a parking space at a local park. I live in the back of my pick up truck. I have a sleeping bag, and a hot plate. I pick up bottles and cans to buy sardines and fried pork rinds and vienna sausages and pork-n-beans. I also eat flies and bugs. They are a good source of protien. I also like to wear womens underwear. I sneak around apartment complexes at night and steal womens underwear out of washing machines and dryers. |