Pope Has High Fever From Urinary Infection
VATICAN CITY - Pope John Paul II developed a high fever Thursday because of a urinary tract infection and was being treated with antibiotics at the Vatican, his spokesman said. The latest health setback for the 84-year-old pontiff came one day after he began receiving nutrition through a feeding tube.
"Pope Is Sick" or "Pope Has Fever" would have worked for me. For some reason picturing the Pope's urinary tract gives me the heebie-jeebies.
Update:
Looks like the infection is actually pretty serious.