Sarah Palin has been in the Presidential race for five days.  In those five days we’ve found out everything from her relationship with the Alaska Independence Party to her daughter’s pregnancy to her husband’s 22-year-old DUI to her future son-in-law’s fishing violations.

Barack Obama has been in the Presidential race, basically, since he gave his now-famous “rock star” speech at th 2004 Democrat national convention.  In those four years we’ve had to all but beg the media to cover things like his radical church headed up by his spiritual mentor Jeremiah “God Damn America” Wright, his connections to Weather Underground terrorist William “I Wish I’d Set More Bombs” Ayers and his ties as a “community organizer” to ACORN (America’s foremost proponent of voter registration fraud).

So what gives?  Palin is on the scene for days and already we know about every one of her and her family’s personal blemishes.  Obama’s on the scene for four years and we’re still struggling to find things out about him.