Shamelessly stolen from this guy:

Denial (December 31, 2007): Duncan Hunter has a chance.

Anger (after Iowa): If Huckabee gets the nomination, I’ll just stay home. The GOP is doomed.

Bargaining (after South Carolina): Please Fred, stay in the race till Super Tuesday.

Depression (after Florida): This is the field we have left to choose from? Why can’t we have a conservative choice?

Acceptance (today): Next Tuesday, I’ll hold my nose and vote for John McCain. He’s better than Hillary.

Funny because it’s true, though I haven’t quite reached the acceptance stage.