As most of you are aware Rob gets married today.  This is a sad occurrence that will have ramifications for Say Anything readers.

• I understand that Rob will be changing the name of this Blog to the “YesDearblog”.  Unfortunately that won’t be the only change.
• You can count on a number of posts discussing the merits of leaving the toilet seat down.
• He’ll have numerous posts on why husbands are more suited to taking the trash out than wives.
• Rob will be able to intelligently discuss the proper apron to wear when he does the housework.
• Count on a post about why wives are more suited to handle the checkbook.  He’ll be more than willing to explain how he spends his allowance.
• I’m sure he’ll have many posts on why he feels more comfortable hanging out with her friends rather than his.
• In the past Rob’s done quite a few movie reviews.  Future movie reviews will be exclusively devoted to reviewing chick flicks.
• Rob’s posts (I should say when he’s allowed to post) will be focused on whether light pink or dark pink is more appropriate when decorating the house.
• The only good news for readers (mostly local readers) is that Rob will be giving away or selling cheap a number of items such as his beer can collection, wagon wheel coffee table and almost-naked-girl posters.
• On a related note, he’ll discuss how he sold his pistol and used the money to buy a good sewing machine.  (My brother actually did that.)
• We can also trust him to have a much greater understanding of art fairs and cooking shows. 
• Rob will have lots of fascinating posts concerning Dr. Phil’s latest shows.
• Rob will Blog on the fact that anything his wife is yapping about is much more important than what he was doing.
• Rob will be changing his last name to his wife’s.  No word yet if he’s allowed to keep calling himself “Rob.”

You can count on biting commentary from me until comes the time that SHE gets Rob to get rid of me.  We don’t know how long this will last.

So did I miss anything?

***Update***

My brother said that he sold ONE of his pistols and won’t do that again.