So who did the fine people at People choose to guide our nation's children through their choices for the very best in pop culture in 2004?
None other than Paris Hilton of celebrity sex video fame:
And her partner-in-crime Nicole Ritchie:
What great role-models.
This is why I don't have television.
Update:
It could be worse, I guess. We could be putting "Porno Film Star" on our children's list of possible careers and job fairs.
HONG KONG (AFP) - An adult movie-making company's advertisement for new pornography stars at a youth job fair in Hong Kong was removed quickly after organisers deemed it unsuitable.
The Sun Power Production Company ad had asked for actors aged 18 to 38 to apply for roles in adult movies. Although no experience was required, the actors should be ready to "strip naked", the South China Morning Post reported.
The ad, which was deemend unsuitable, was removed 90 minutes after the fair opened.
Sun Power manager Tommy Wong said the action was unfair and biased.
"None of our ads are deceptive. I even mentioned that the actors have to be in the nude," he told the paper.