Okay, here is my parting shot as a guest blogger, and my bid to never be invited back.

The 100 Unsexiest Men In The World.

Number One Least Attractive Man: Gilbert Godfried (Aflac!)

Osama bin Laden came in a disappointing eighth (beat out by a jewish guy no less!)

Nickelback's Chad Kroeger gets dissed for "massive head, weird face, and bad hair," as well as for simply being in Nickelback, which the magazine calls "the worst band since the dawn of music."

Ouch, that's gonna leave a mark.

Anyway, it's been fun, and . . . sorry!