"When it comes to developing a real energy policy, George Bush has run out of gas," the senator said. "The money that you're paying at the pump is going directly from your wallets straight into the hands of the oil companies and the oil producers."
The money citizens pay for gasoline goes to oil companies? How shocking. I thought the profits from gas purchases went to feed starving orphans.
Not to be out done, John Edwards makes a fairly ridiculous statement of his own.
'We will stop juvenile diabetes, Parkinson's, Alzheimer's and other debilitating diseases... When John Kerry is president, people like Christopher Reeve are going get up out of that wheelchair and walk again.
Did Jesus change his name to John Kerry? Just wondering, because if John Kerry is planning on curing Parkinson's and Alzheimer's in the next four years he's going to need god-like powers.