This clown act makes me wish for a swift death. I feel like jamming pencils in my ears to stop the torture. Makes me believe EVIL really exists. Kill me now, please.
Listen, I've got nothing against Big & Rich. I thought they had a couple of good songs on their first album, and this second one, while basically generic (based on the clips I listened to on iTunes) still has its moments. Big & Rich is party music of the throwaway variety. You pop a few cold ones, act a fool, get down to their catchy riffs, and forget it all the next day. If you want high-quality, timeless country music, go buy some Willie, Waylon or Cash. With Big & Rich, it's safe to say you know where they're coming from, and you know what you'll be getting.
All that said, the review had me laughing out loud.
Cross-posted from The Noonz Wire