The U.S. military announced today that it will fill Saddam Hussein's spider hole with reams of paper printed with 12 years of United Nations Security Council resolutions and transcripts from U.N. meetings on what to do about Mr. Hussein's regime...
"It's a symbolic location," said an unnamed spokesman for the 4th Infantry Division. "We wanted to recognize the contribution of the United Nations and find some practical use for all of those discussions and resolutions."
Now that's comedy, Margaret Cho.