From an IM conversation I had with Say Anything reader/contributor Aaron this evening:

Aaron: I gotta pee
Rob: Great.
Rob: Awesome.
Rob: Go for me to
Aaron: I refuse to "go for you too"
Aaron: Too..... gay?
Rob: What, you never go in with your buddies and play swords?
Aaron: ...
Rob: ...
Aaron: Not since like 3rd grade....
Rob: Oh...
Aaron: ...
Rob: Maybe it is time for me and my friends to stop
Aaron: You might need to have a sit-down with them. Lay down some ground rules.