From a conversation via instant messenger this morning with Say Anything reader/contributor Aaron:

Aaron: Good morning, Rob
Rob: Good morning
Rob: How was you revening?
Aaron: I didn't do much I got home from work at 7 went to bed at 9ish ate dinner in there somewhere.
Aaron: busy couple of days
Rob: Sounds like it
Rob: I worked until about 10:00pm then met some buddies at the bar
Aaron: You know, I've never been to a bar to drink
Aaron: I've been in plenty of them because of my job
Aaron: but I've never gone to one at night
Rob: Crowded
Aaron: yeah seems like it
Rob: Chicks hitting on you all the time.
Rob: At least, that's my experience.
Aaron: suuuuure it is
Aaron: beer costs too much at bars
Rob: That's why you get the chicks to buy you beer.
Aaron: isn't it supposed to go the other way around though?"
Rob: Hey, I'm non-traditional.
Aaron: true
Rob: Why enforce stereotypical gender roles?
Rob: I'm empowering them.
Rob: I'm damn near a feminist.
Aaron: that's a scary thought
Rob: Why are you against the empowerment of women!
Aaron: Because I want to keep women down
Aaron: I like them better oppressed
Aaron: more submissive and all that
Rob: There is something to be said about quiet woman who makes a good sandwich.
Rob:Well, so much for feminism.