A guy spots a pretty girl in the park sunbathing with her bossoms out. He stops and strikes up a conversation. She flirts with him, and eventually asks him to pull his penis out. He does, and is suddenly put under arrest by cops who swarm out of the bushes.
Make sense? Now, granted, he probably shouldn’t be pulling his penis out in a public park, but then there’s the question as to whether or not he would have pulled it out if the pretty topless girl who was working for the cops hadn’t asked him to.
What’s more, ABC News chose to report this story under the headline: “Topless Woman Lured Perverts in Police Sting.” We’re supposed to believe that a man, asked to pull his penis out for a pretty half-naked woman, is a pervert? Obviously doing such a thing in public doesn’t represent the best use of judgment, but a pervert?
Sounds like a normal, healthy male to me.
Frankly, with the American prison population soaring, I’m wondering why cops are trying to lure citizens into exposing themselves in our parks using topless babes instead of catching real criminals.
This isn’t cops fighting crime. This is cops with too much time on their hands.
