...but I had to chuckle when I read this:

Paris Hilton not only reads the Bible — she also votes.

The ex-jailbird heiress — who raised eyebrows when she told Larry King that she reads the Bible but couldn’t single out her favorite part — seems to have a similarly fuzzy passion for politics. While off camera, King asked Paris Hilton if she votes, according to a source.

Oh yes, Hilton responded.

When did you last vote, King asked according to the insider, who says that Hilton replied, “Last year.”

When King wanted to know which election she voted in, Hilton explained, “Presidential.”

“I guess she forgot there was no presidential election last year,” quipped one amused source. “She was too busy reading the Bible.”

Discussion question: Is Paris Hilton smart enough to be embarrassed by this?