No, this is not from The Onion, but Reuters:

SEOUL (Reuters) - North Korea has charged the United States with counterfeiting its own currency and shifting the blame to Pyongyang, adding artists with "blood-shot eyes" in Japan are making cartoons attacking Pyongyang's leaders.

A spokesman for the Ministry of People's Security said in a statement the North had obtained "shocking evidence" Washington and Tokyo are producing false material that gives the impression Pyongyang is a criminal state, the North's KCNA news agency said late Wednesday.

Now where in the world would anyone get the idea that North Korea is a 'criminal state'?

Apparently, it's all George Bush's fault! But you knew that.

Crossposted from WILLisms.com