First one, Survivor ND (via Voice of Dakota):
Due to the popularity of the Survivor series, North Dakota is planning its own, titled "Survivor-Dakota Style."
The contestants will start in Fargo, then to Wahpeton, west to Edgely, Linton and on to Mott. From there it's off to Dickinson, Watford City and Williston. Now it's off to Stanley, then Minot before going souteast to Carrington, back up to Devils Lake..on to Grand Forks and then back to Fargo.
Each contestant will drive a pink Volvo with California plates and a large bumper sticker reading:
"I'm a vegetarian, beer is harmful to your health, Republicans suck, Hillary in '08. Deer hunting is murder and I'm here to confiscate your guns."
First one who gets back to Fargo alive wins!
Second one (received by email from reader Tom Brusegaard):
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