Did this really happen?  Did North Dakota’s legislature really honor Bono?  Has Bono ever actually set foot in this state?  Are we really honoring a guy who jet-sets around the world telling everyone to pay more in taxes so we can help the poor while he simultaneously hides his riches from the tax man in the Netherlands?

And did this liberal doofus really just try to get away with using “fly” to describe this event, as though it were 1992 again and he were making a guest appearance on In Living Color?

What sort of a bizarro-world Saturday is this?