...but this bit of satire aimed at the pro-abortion ghouls over at Flopping Aces had me laughing.

Planned Parenthood Leader invents Time Travel, Disappears

The Leader of Planned Parenthood, Cynthia Nixon, who had earlier claimed to have invented Time Travel, has disappeared hours after a press conference where she boasted she would go back in time to visit her mother before her birth and educated her on “a woman’s right to choose.” Planned Parenthood members are stunned and mystified at her disappearance.