It's not every day that a deal like this comes along... Register 100 voters and get grams of Crack. Register 200 voters and you'll also get a pretty picture to go along with it.

A Defiance County man has been arrested for allegedly filing more than 100 false voter registration forms in exchange for crack cocaine from a Toledo woman working on behalf of the NAACP's voter registration drive.

It doesn't say it in this news article... but this guy registered "Mary Poppins", "Michael Jordan", "George Forman", "Dick Tracy", and others to the same house address... Everyone knows they don't live together.... sheesh...