A trick so dirty it’s laugh-out-loud funny:

“Invitations were sent out to people who ignored court summons, didn’t pay child support, failed to pay fines, etc.

“Approximately forty Ozzy fans (or Rob Zombie fans, to be fair) responded to the invite and attended the bash, which was held at the concert venue by PDL Productions.

“Little did they know, PDL stood for ‘Paul D. Laney,’ a county sheriff, and that all those meaty guys wearing PDL T-shirts were actually deputy sheriffs, probation officers and local DEA members.

“Rather than boozing, the miscreants who showed up got arrested on outstanding warrants.”

Classic.  Well done, Cass County Sheriff’s Department. 

Well done.