SayAnything Blog
Cheney Didn’t Have The Proper Hunting License
Comments (1) | Full Version | Back
Rob - 03:02pm on 02/13/2006
Hmm...

It has been brought to the Vice President’s attention by the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department this afternoon that, although he had acquired a 125 dollar Texas non-resident season hunting license, he lacked a 7 dollar stamp for hunting upland game birds. To address any questions about the licensing:

-- A member of the Vice President’s staff wrote a check for 140 dollars understanding that this would purchase a Texas non-resident season hunting license that would permit the Vice President to hunt quail in Texas. It appears now that the license itself cost 125 dollars, and an extra 15 dollars covered the cost of a Federal migratory bird stamp. The Vice President did not need the Federal stamp, as he already possessed one.

-- The staff asked for all permits needed, but was not informed of the 7 dollar upland game bird stamp requirement.

-- Because the requirement is new, the Department has informed us that it is issuing warnings, and the Vice President expects to receive one. He will take whatever steps are needed to comply with applicable rules.

-- In the meantime, the Vice President has sent a 7 dollar check to the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, which is the cost of an upland game bird stamp.


Confusing hunting laws are a plague that effects many states, and running afoul of some of the more obscure regulations and requirements is hardly an abnormality. I wrote a post about the arcane maze of hunting regulations present in my home state about two years ago. This is no excuse for Cheney not having the proper permits, of course, but it certainly makes it understandable.

Perhaps we can expect the Vice President to become an advocate for simplifying the law.
Read Comments (1)