Color me shocked.

You know what this means, don’t you?  All those wealthy limousine liberals out there who are using these offsets to justify their indulgent, energy-extravagant lifestyles (private jets!  40 room mansions!) are going to have to either come clean as total hypocrites or start riding bicyles and wiping their asses with their hands like they want the rest of us to do.

My guess is that most of them will continue to live as hypocrites, telling the rest of us how to live our lives according to their personal philosophies while doing next to nothing to live that way themselves.