First place: Joshua
"Amid complaints that their current list of character witnesses is too "out there," the Michael Jackson defense team adds Darth Vader (left) to the list to give some normalcy to the group."
Runners-up: Gluskape
Darth Vader: "Man, maybe I should have thought more about my decision to join the Dark Side."
Don Meyers:
"Vice President Cheney meets with the head writer for the Fox News Channel to insure that White House press releases are reprinted verbatim, as per their agreement."