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Rob - 10:12am on 12/14/2005
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Woof: You are so predictable.
Here are the six necessary ingredients for a good movie:
1) Explosions
2) Car chases
3) Automatic weapons fire
4) Slow turning fans
5) steam
6) wet streets

Notice no gay sheepherders, but T&A is always good.

robert108 - 07:12pm on 12/14/2005

Woof: You are so predictable.
Here are the six necessary ingredients for a good movie:
1) Explosions
2) Car chases
3) Automatic weapons fire
4) Slow turning fans
5) steam
6) wet streets

And you know, I think Tammy Bruce would be perfectly happy if that’s all Hollywood released.

Dave - 11:12pm on 12/14/2005

Well, if Tammy likes guy movies, I’m sure you’re right.  I don’t know her personally, so you have the advantage here.

robert108 - 12:12am on 12/15/2005

Robert: You forgot scantily clad babe/babe nude scene.

And actually, it would seem as though Brokeback Mountain was sort of...de-gayified in its marketing.

Rob - 06:12am on 12/15/2005

Hollywood types are classic socialists.

I see that you persist in claiming that multi-billion dollar media conglomerates are “socialists"---which is, of course, a huge steaming pile of bullshit.

Dude, please listen to the voice of reason---multi-billion dollar media conglomerates are capitalists. Money-grubbing, amoral, do-any-goddamn-thing-to-make-a-buck CAPITALISTS.

Why is that so hard for y’all to wrap yer heads around?

Y’know, Rob, if you stopped parroting this kind of anti-intellectual family values crap, perhaps we intellectual snobs would invite you to one of our sexy parties.

Don Myers - 07:12am on 12/15/2005

Heh. Don thinks that he is an “intellectual”.

Lik proves once again that he can’t understand a joke (or literary references, simple arguments, fractions, or ice-is-cold-fire-is-hot, for that matter)

Don Myers - 07:12am on 12/15/2005

Don Myers drivels out like a child, Y’know, Rob, if you stopped parroting this kind of anti-intellectual family values crap, perhaps we intellectual snobs would invite you to one of our sexy parties.

Thank you for showing us clearly that you believe family values are both “anti-intellectual” and “crap”. Why do you assume that we would want to party with you Don? What a big head you have.

Lik proves once again that he can’t understand a joke (or literary references, simple arguments, fractions, or ice-is-cold-fire-is-hot, for that matter)

Wow. An insult. *yawn* How shocking. Here’s a clue for you small man: you’re not funny.

likwidshoe - 08:12am on 12/15/2005

See, lik? this is exactly why no one ever invites you to a sexy party

Don Myers - 08:12am on 12/15/2005

See, lik? this is exactly why no one ever invites you to a sexy party…

You’re right. I’ve never been invited to a “sexy party” that was frequented by cartoons. You caught me.

likwidshoe - 08:12am on 12/15/2005

Don: I recently wrote that lefties think that everyone with money and power is a right-winger, and you just verified that for me.  Many thanks, because I was criticized for saying that.  I think Don is a hoot, btw.  Life would be more boring without him on this blog.
He gives us conservatives an important assurance we are on the right track.
Of course, the gay sheepherder movie would not be the first time Hollywood put out misleading trailers for, but the fact that they need to hide the true nature of this movie shows that they know mainstream America ain’t goin’ for the gay thing.  What a surprise!
re: The scantily-clad girls:  some things never go out of style, but they are simply icing on the cake.  Those six things are necessary.  Example:  “Showgirls” A flop, despite acres of beautiful womanflesh.  There you go.

robert108 - 09:12am on 12/15/2005
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