Shorter Podhoretz:

“The Bush regime said it, I believe it, and that ends it. Evidence to the contrary was obviously fabricated by demons.”

Shorter Podhoretz:

“The Bush regime said it, I believe it, and that ends it. Evidence to the contrary was obviously fabricated by demons.”

Shorter Don:

I have no evidence, but I believe it, and that ends it. Evidence to the contrary will be spit on and ignored by me.

Don Myers: When you absolutely, positively, must make your drooling idiot look smart by comparison!

Maybe I should go into advertising.