I am surprised , my experience has been that heliocopters of the Coast Guard, Navy, Sheriffs Dept,
DEA, and Highway Patrol were ever vigilant in patrolling nudist beaches.

Their interest is not focused on the ocean.

“Hey there’s three guys in clothes,
Bookem Dano.”

And cars. Don’t forget following cars around.

I guess it’s the perfect place to come ashore.  It’s not like the cops can ask you for proof of citizenship when you don’t even have any clothes on.

Yea! And they thought America was great just from the travel brochures.